Rural country incels GTFIH now

[KrissKross]

Run cowboy game.
Hat hides hair if that’s a problem.
Women love horses
Healthy lifestyle
Natural form of gymmaxxing
Masculine

Here’s what you gotta do:
Horsemaxx ( go out and aquire a horse ) cos women love them.
Overhaul your fasion choice and dress the part (masculine, practical)
Aquire a good quality hat that compliments your face shape.
Get out of your room playing red dead redemption and live that game in real life.
Live the cowboy life gentlemen.
Meet girls at rodeos
Use your new image on tinder

 

[Deleted member 443]

@HorseFace

 

[badromance]

i have a horse already

 

[Ritalincel]

@Ryo_Hazuki

 

[CupOfCoffee]

LMFAO if you think you can fake your personality this much.

 

[KrissKross]

i have a horse already

i have a horse already

Good, you’re ahead of the game then. Go and get a job as a rancher and ride that animal. Who knows this might lead to you getting ridden

 

[badromance]

Good, you’re ahead of the game then. Go and get a job as a rancher and ride that animal. Who knows this might lead to you getting ridden

I could ride it around the city like Rick from TWD,i might get lucky

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

LMFAO if you think you can fake your personality this much.

It can become real if you make it.

 

[KrissKross]

I could ride it around the city like Rick from TWD,i might get lucky

Oh so your not a country incel? Won’t work as well. If your a city cel you can’t really run cowboy game I’m afraid

Edit: your horse could come in handy for you in the city but you gotta work it different. Instead of cowboy game your gonna run high class polo player game. This requires the additional step of actually being high class enough to play polo but it would definitely pay off. Instead of cowboy attire you’d wear Ralph Lauren polo clothing for obvious reasons.

 

[Wincel]

Sorry if a girl likes horses i automatically would rather get fucked in the ass by 28 black guys than even engage in conversation with her

 

[KrissKross]

Sorry if a girl likes horses i automatically would rather get fucked in the ass by 28 black guys than even engage in conversation with her

Nearly all girls like horses so....
This may explain why you’re in the situation you’re in...

 

[Wincel]

Nearly all girls like horses so....
This may explain why you’re in the situation you’re in...

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

Sorry if a girl likes horses i automatically would rather get fucked in the ass by 28 black guys than even engage in conversation with her

Do you mean this in a sexual context? We are not talking about a girl interested in beastiality, I do not think.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

It can become real if you make it.

Maybe. But I'm not interested in rodeos, cowboy apparel, country music, or mudding with my 4 Wheeler. Horses aren't bad but I need a fucking car of my own first. No autist like me could ever pull this off, funny thing is that only an autist would think of faking their personalities to this extent. You either are "cowboy" or you're not, and you need to have grown up in that kind of environment.

 

[Phad]

This only works if your white otherwise you look restarted.Also you gotta be average frame, Imagine being 5’2 on a horse u would look restarted

 

[KrissKross]

Maybe. But I'm not interested in rodeos, cowboy apparel, country music, or mudding with my 4 Wheeler. Horses aren't bad but I need a fucking car of my own first. No autist like me could ever pull this off, funny thing is that only an autist would think of faking their personalities to this extent. You either are "cowboy" or you're not, and you need to have grown up in that kind of environment.

Bulls***. Your life is what you make it. Stop making excuses. Go out there and be a masculine cowboy that works hard and provides for his cowgirl Stacy.

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

Maybe. But I'm not interested in rodeos, cowboy apparel, country music, or mudding with my 4 Wheeler. Horses aren't bad but I need a fucking car of my own first. No autist like me could ever pull this off, funny thing is that only an autist would think of faking their personalities to this extent. You either are "cowboy" or you're not, and you need to have grown up in that kind of environment.

Well, I went from wanting to be a pseudo-nigger in elementary and middle school to someone who actually wants to live a decent lifestyle. I recall when I was young I would get in trouble on purpose for the sake of thugmaxxing, go to stores and steal, wear stupid looking hood clothes, listen to homie music, fighting people for any little thing, and just walking around aimlessly to places. That was the real me 10-13. If you were to see me now, I am nothing like that. Why? Because I needed to change myself. I looked in the mirror and looked inside to see where my life was gonna go if I stayed that way.
Though, I am not saying you gotta be a cowboy.

 

[KrissKross]

This only works if your white otherwise you look restarted.Also you gotta be average frame, Imagine being 5’2 on a horse u would look restarted

Cope. Cillian Murphy pulls it off and women love him for it.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Bulls***. Your life is what you make it. Stop making excuses. Go out there and be a masculine cowboy that works hard and provides for his cowgirl Stacy.

Doesn't work like that in 2019 buddy boyo

 

[KrissKross]

Doesn't work like that in 2019 buddy boyo

Not for no hope rotters like yourself. It’d be easier than you think....
If you don’t look like this
You’ll never have this

 

[CupOfCoffee]

K.

 

[Wincel]

Do you mean this in a sexual context? We are not talking about a girl interested in beastiality, I do not think.

if a girl ever brings up horses in a conversation with me i know its a sexual thing

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

if a girl ever brings up horses in a conversation with me i know its a sexual thing

I've never heard a woman alude to beastiality irl. You're probably right with some girls. I recall I read a study somewhere that a lot of woman try it once in their life..

 

[dontgoLAXb4UMAXx]

Sorry if a girl likes horses i automatically would rather get fucked in the ass by 28 black guys than even engage in conversation with her

cope

its known the horse woman fuck thee best cause they get orgasms non stop

 

[Deleted member 357]

and then take a filtered selfie with your horse and post it on looksmax for mog contest

 

[Ritalincel]

its known the horse woman fuck

 

[KrissKross]

Time to run cowboy game boyos

 

[Deleted member 470]

I could ride it around the city like Rick from TWD,i might get lucky

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Deleted member 701]

@HorseFace

Northcel?

 

[Wincel]

I've never heard a woman alude to beastiality irl. You're probably right with some girls. I recall I read a study somewhere that a lot of woman try it once in their life..

I have seen that happen! girl down the road was tryina fuck a horse i swear the way she was rubbin up on it

cope

its known the horse woman fuck thee best cause they get orgasms non stop

sounds like the retarded broken babblings of someone who thinks an otoplasty will do anything for their SMV

 

[Nibba]

Sorry if a girl likes horses i automatically would rather get fucked in the ass by 28 black guys than even engage in conversation with her

this but ironically

cope



its known the horse woman fuck thee best cause they get orgasms non stop

what r u tryin to say here

sounds like retarded broken babbling

 

[Deleted member 443]

i live in a rural town in california, fucking filled with white trash and mexicans, all of them know eachother and fucking hate outsiders, especially ugly spergs like me, which is why i was fucked with in school. there's nothing to do here and all the nearest cities are ghettos (i live in santa cruz jooz area)

 

[Deleted member 701]

The cowboy shit is the cringiest shit ever. Besides horses are really expensive

 

[SHARK]

You literally just posted pictures of Chads. Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Scott Eastwood. JFL.

 

[Autist]

Howdy y'all

There are large amounts of blood in my stool

 

[Ritalincel]

Howdy y'all

 

[Deleted member 443]

Howdy y'all

 

[sogwigy]

wait so wouldnt their skin be all messed up after being in the sun all the time all these hallmark movie looking ass actors havent spent a second on a real farm they just look good in everything so your judgement may be a bit swayed

 

[KrissKross]

wait so wouldnt their skin be all messed up after being in the sun all the time all these hallmark movie looking ass actors havent spent a second on a real farm they just look good in everything so your judgement may be a bit swayed

What do you think a god damn hat does you autist? Hmmmmm?
And if you don’t live in a country area but still want to horsemaxx, you gotta run high class polo player game.

 

[dontgoLAXb4UMAXx]

i live in a rural town in california, fucking filled with white trash and mexicans, all of them know eachother and fucking hate outsiders, especially ugly spergs like me, which is why i was fucked with in school. there's nothing to do here and all the nearest cities are ghettos (i live in santa cruz jooz area)

I couldn't imagine living in a rural country area, if your sub 5 it must be so fucking hard to get tail. Id try save and move to cali and run criminal game

 

[Deleted member 443]

I couldn't imagine living in a rural country area, if your sub 5 it must be so fucking hard to get tail. Id try save and move to cali and run criminal game

im never getting "tail"

 

[KrissKross]

I couldn't imagine living in a rural country area, if your sub 5 it must be so fucking hard to get tail. Id try save and move to cali and run criminal game

Criminal game only works if it’s soenthing cool like the mafia or a motorcycle gang. Just being a petty criminal will get you no where

 

[Nibba]

Howdy y'all

There are large amounts of blood in my stool

Autist

 

[Deleted member 470]

.

no soyboy pic as response?

 

[Deleted member 97]

a girl interested in beastiality

Redundant.

a girl

Take the dogpill; you're in good company

@Ritalincel
@fukmylyf
@Insomniac

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[KrissKross]

 

[CupOfCoffee]

This is a LEGIT theory. But you need good looks first.

 

[Insomniac]

YeeHaw!

 

[The Dude Abides]

Ya go move to a rural area where corn fed chads are bred like cattle. JFL all the fucking small framed manlets reading this right now thinking of walking outside in a cowboy hat. If you want the rustic manly look that cowboys have just do Americana fashion. Buy a horse if you want but it will eat through your savings. Unless you have job that requires it dont buy a fucking trophy horse. And women who ride horses do so because the horse is 1000+ pounds of muscle and dick. Watch a woman hug her horse, Its a fantasy of controlling a genetically superior creature just like it is with chad. The saddle also pounds there pussy in full gallop. Tenderized roast beef.