Russian Chad cries like a baby after Ukrainians capture him while his incel friends stand their man

[Germania]

What are they talking about btw?

 

[Deleted member 16819]

Putin sending kids with no experience to a war no one asked for. What could go wrong

 

[the BULL]

i would cry too if i had to reroll after being born with that face.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

brutal thompsonz doxx from the front lines

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Putin sending kids with no experience to a war no one asked for. What could go wrong

ironic. while your shit presidents turn your brainwashed civilian population into cannon fodder.

the aftermath of some ukrainian retards wanting to throw molotov cocktails at russian military forces:

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

He's scared shitless. He can see the look in their eyes. He knows they're going to kill him afterward. Because he was ordered to do just that to them. Gaming on the X-box/PS and working out thus boot camp training is nothing close to the real thing. In their minds, this was nothing but another training exercise. Someone pushed Putin's button pretty good. And I don't think Putin was expecting to do what he did.

It's like when we have military exercises with South Korea on the border between those two nations. Kim Jung Un Dong Wong could claim to the world we're about to invade him. He could cry out to the media, "The US and South Korea are planning an invasion of my nation!"

And of course, we'll deny it. "Ah, he keeps using women's tampons and shoving them up his ass thinking that anal bleed is a menstrual cycle. He's delusional, what we're trying to say."

Meanwhile, Kim threatens us in secrecy. Perhaps talks bad about our mothers. Teases us. "Na na na-na na! You can't touch me! Na-na-na-na na!"

Finally, he pushes the wrong button and suggests we worked with Hitler to conquer the Soviet Union and at the last moment, stabbed Hitler in his wittle back. "Oh, that's it! It's on, hobbit!"

 

[Sopdu]

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ironic. while your shit presidents turn your brainwashed civilian population into cannon fodder.

the aftermath of some ukrainian retards wanting to throw molotov cocktails at russian military forces:

Aspie contrarian

 

[spark]

i would cry too if i had to reroll after being born with that face.

This gon' be him in the next one:

 

[Germania]

He's scared shitless. He can see the look in their eyes. He knows they're going to kill him afterward.

Nah, they will not kill him

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Nah, they will not kill him

Hopefully, before the cameras were rolling, they were all laughing together, partying, high-fiving one another, joking, yadda yadda. Then the director called, "Okay, guys, time to get the real party started. Remember, you all are at war! The Russians are your POWs. Don't forget!"

 

[Baldingman1998]

i would cry too if i had to reroll after being born with that face.

Unironically this. He could be fucking stacies and has everything to lose

 

[CFW432]

Russian chad: FUCK I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLAY AGAIN.

Russiancel: finally this shit is going to be over soon.

 

[CFW432]

I hope he gets reborn a 5 foot balding curry janitor.

 

[CFW432]

This gon' be him in the next one:
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Hairmogs everyone on this forum.