Sad tale told from my fat friend

[eon]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

 

[lastredeemer]

 

[eon]

@FaceandBBC i take it back....

Beat the foids

 

[BigBallsLarry]

chadfishing sounds fun.

im too much of a nice person to know good get backs

hope your friend gets better, please motivate him to lose weight ASAP!

 

[eon]

chadfishing sounds fun.

im too much of a nice person to know good get backs

hope your friend gets better, please motivate him to lose weight ASAP!

We try motivating him so much..

As a former fat nigga myself, we dont listen to others you need to be tired of the jokes(idfk how he hasnt yet)

Its suifuel seeing my friend who could easilyyyy lcl/htn base be fat.

 

[luca_.]

Killing her parents would be a good start/joking/feds this is a joke

 

[eon]

Killing her parents would be a good start/joking/feds this is a joke

There's a 100% chance that the CIA/NSA/etc has a presence on .org

@MagicalWaves incident confirmed my suspicions Your government 100% has access to the back end of .org and a direct link to you and your .org account Be careful (This doesn't apply to Indians like @asdvek obv)

looksmax.org

 

[eon]

 

[esoterik]

let me stab her

 

[eon]

let me stab her

I remember telling myself in my head i was gonna tag u in this but i forgot jfl

 

[luca_.]

There's a 100% chance that the CIA/NSA/etc has a presence on .org

@MagicalWaves incident confirmed my suspicions Your government 100% has access to the back end of .org and a direct link to you and your .org account Be careful (This doesn't apply to Indians like @asdvek obv)

looksmax.org

Man fuck this shit