Sad tale told from my fat friend

[eon]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

 

[lastredeemer]

 

[eon]

@FaceandBBC i take it back....

Beat the foids

 

[BigBallsLarry]

chadfishing sounds fun.

im too much of a nice person to know good get backs

hope your friend gets better, please motivate him to lose weight ASAP!

 

[eon]

chadfishing sounds fun.

im too much of a nice person to know good get backs

hope your friend gets better, please motivate him to lose weight ASAP!

We try motivating him so much..

As a former fat nigga myself, we dont listen to others you need to be tired of the jokes(idfk how he hasnt yet)

Its suifuel seeing my friend who could easilyyyy lcl/htn base be fat.

 

[Luca_.]

Killing her parents would be a good start/joking/feds this is a joke

 

[eon]

Killing her parents would be a good start/joking/feds this is a joke

There's a 100% chance that the CIA/NSA/etc has a presence on .org

@MagicalWaves incident confirmed my suspicions Your government 100% has access to the back end of .org and a direct link to you and your .org account Be careful (This doesn't apply to Indians like @asdvek obv)

looksmax.org

 

[eon]

 

[esoterik]

let me stab her

 

[eon]

let me stab her

I remember telling myself in my head i was gonna tag u in this but i forgot jfl

 

[Luca_.]

There's a 100% chance that the CIA/NSA/etc has a presence on .org

@MagicalWaves incident confirmed my suspicions Your government 100% has access to the back end of .org and a direct link to you and your .org account Be careful (This doesn't apply to Indians like @asdvek obv)

looksmax.org

Man fuck this shit

 

[medialcanthus]

chadfish her

 

[nuisance]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

fuck that nigga its his fault hes fat

 

[takethewhitepill]

tell him to either looksmax and realise he was subhuman and deserved it because hes fat or to ERmax and never look back

 

[loLyric]

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

 

[loLyric]

fuck that nigga its his fault hes fat

depends his age and how fat he is, most people fat asf from their parents feeding them goyslop since birth.

 

[loLyric]

depends his age and how fat he is, most people fat asf from their parents feeding them goyslop since birth.

and if hes super fat cutting weight while in puberty going to fuck him up also

 

[BHB]

There's a 100% chance that the CIA/NSA/etc has a presence on .org

@MagicalWaves incident confirmed my suspicions Your government 100% has access to the back end of .org and a direct link to you and your .org account Be careful (This doesn't apply to Indians like @asdvek obv)

looksmax.org

Highly doubt the cia is on .org

 

[pope]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

I remeber when some ugly bitch did that to me. I don't know what got in her mind that I even gave a fuck about her

 

[high_ltn]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

ok so my number 1 advice is get with her and fucking kill her

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

second off, if this is true MAKE HIM ASCEND BRAH shit would be funny as fuck if he came back and mogged the fuck outta that slimy old bitch

 

[eon]

second off, if this is true MAKE HIM ASCEND BRAH shit would be funny as fuck if he came back and mogged the fuck outta that slimy old bitch

Well guess what, he doesnt care and it hurts me

Imagine being friends with a fat cl as a mtn

 

[high_ltn]

Well guess what, he doesnt care and it hurts me

Imagine being friends with a fat cl as a mtn

bruh

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

Is she rly skinny bully her for being fat she'll aquire and ed then bulimia if you lucky as shes throwing up her teeth will rot to black mush her hair and nails will be severely affected as will the rest of her body

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

After school was finished in my groupchat theres a new message from our fat friend

It reads:
"I’m so pissed"
"I’m killing myself"
"I’ll tell you guys when I get home"

Once we have arrived home we got on a call and he explained to me and my buddy, we will call him
josh

me and josh ask him what happened

And he told us a foid was making fun of him in science today...

She pulled the "your my bestiee right" "this is my boyfriend"

And worst of all, he said that she was taking pictures of him

This was enough for me and my friend to start plotting his getback

(Hes super friendly and would never do anything to anybody)

Me and josh had to find out all the info on this foid by ourselves, he wouldnt even tell us what period it was jfl. We came to the conclusion that it was 8th period because the message was sent as soon as the last bell ring(we got him to confess it was 8th period)

Any thoughts on how we should get his getback

I was thinking maybe chad fishing or humiliating her with my other friends


@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @medialcanthus

(He could easily be cl if he wasnt fat btw)​

This hasn't happend to me yet I think cuz the one advance that was made on me years ago I was a retard and ruined it but idc