Santa is a jew

[Seba]

You ever wonder who makes the gifts santa distributes, we are told its elves but how can we know that they aren't just child slaves? I mean even if they are just manlets isn't it still slavery? But how did santa get these slaves? I have come to the conclusion that santa is a jew who sold his soul to satan for eternal life and whom other pedophile jews give kids to, but why would he need to distribute gifts then for the rest of his existence and why on the specific day he does? I believe that every christmas jesus himself comes upon earth to celebrate his birthday with a pizza party, and because he doesnt want santa to come he makes santa run this errand of gift distributing (kind of like those little mystery gift bags a birthday host might give to his guests, ofcourse jesus as a host and the entire human populations as visitors at his party, the earth) as a curse. Any thought on this theory? Maybe its just the lack of sleep eating my brains idk, i didnt really even believe in jesus but idk how santa could exist without him so i think jesus might be real @ey88 @Mess @Carbine @Underdog9494 @Lonenely sigma, also any thoughts on new avi?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I think you are thinking in the right direction, but still fell for jewish propaganda.


I have very strong evidence supporting the theory that the real santa died, or rather, was killed by jews. He was shot on christmas eve 2001 while flying over israeli air space.


The reason this wasn't covered is simply bc it happened so soon after 9/11 attacks.

Anyway, this new santa jews created has a job of recording homes and thus doxxing every single goy in whose house he enters.

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Santa is fake