Sasquatch is real and you're coping if you disagree

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[Butthurt Dweller]

Bigfoot is real and he mews

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[pisslord]

 

[fukmylyf]

 

[ChoSeungHui]

he is ultimate bbc

 

[godsmistake]

I was raped by big foot #metoo. this is where it happened, back here in this dry creek bed, I was back here looking... I thought one of my dogs was back here and I was like how’d the dogs get out of the yard I saw a bunch of... you know... movement and then I got back... and you know well maybe it's a deer, and then I was worried about my dogs because there's a lot of Bigfoot and Sasquatch in this area... I didn't have a gun with me and so I got back here and that's when I saw the female Sasquatch. She tore out of the bushes, knocked me down on the ground, and I thought she was gonna kill me you know... and I'm like... I'm like grabbing for a gun and then I realized I didn't bring a gun with me. I didn't have a dog with me, I was back here by myself, I was terrified. I was so terrified, it was so scary and I wouldn't be back here right now except I feel the need to like get over my fear and what happened... and what happened was as soon as I smacked down on the ground she starts ripping my clothes off me. she did! she pulled my pants off me and I'm like “oh great what! she's gonna kill me, they're gonna find my naked body here!” it's worse... it's worse, as soon as she got my pants off me she started like jerking the ween and I'm like “whoa you know, that's not gonna work you know, what are you doing?” and then the next thing I know (keep in mind this is a big Sasquatch) like, comparable to like a big hairy Russian woman. I mean she was biiiiig! she was like you know, seven and half/eight feet tall and hairy... and so I'm down there on the ground I'm completely naked my clothes have been ripped off me and she starts giving me an knober. It was all
just biological, I didn't have any choice and the next thing you know you know I blew my load! I blew my load in the Sasquatch! As soon as I did that she got up and she ripped down... she like let out this howl and then ripped down this tree and I thought “my god she's gonna like take the tree and take me and take it and smash me,” NO! It didn’t end, It didn’t end. Then she starts blowing me again. she starts blowing me again and I'm like “you know, could you give me five minutes,” she didn't even give me five minutes! she started blowing me again. the next thing you know I bust a nut AGAIN and then she stands up and does one of these “mmm” like “mmm, isn’t that good,” I said “I swear to God,” I swear to God. then she hightails it into the woods. Now I didn't know what to do at this point. I'm like what do I do I've been raped by a Bigfoot. do I call the police? what do I do? I still don't know what to do I mean she could... She could be pregnant with my child. I'll tell you one thing I don't go in the woods anymore unless I have a weapon with me. I'll get over this. I think I should probably talk to somebody maybe a counselor or something. I've never been raped before this and listen if it was a female human yeah! let's do it! But this! This was like a creature. it was like a MONSTER, there's a fucking MONSTER. I was raped on a fucking dry creek bed. there's poison ivy all over here I'm gonna have poison ivy probably on my ween. Sucks! It sucks man! I felt... I felt like I couldn't get fucking clean. I got home but I started taking a bath but I just... I JUST COULDN’T GET FUCKING CLEAN. I feel like I can't get fucking clean. It was a horrible experience and nobody will believe me! if I call the police they're gonna tell me I'm fucking making it up! fucking horrible.
that... that's the tree that she knocked down after the first time... after I busted my load into her. she's probably pregnant with my fucking hybrid baby, that's my guess and this is poison sumac and this is all in the dried-up creek bed it's everywhere. Sure I'm gonna have poison sumac on my scrotoooooo. On the shaaaaaft. They only eat poison sumac so she was just eating poison sumac before she gave me the knober. She’d have that shit on her fucking lips and shit. my weens gonna be breaking out and it ain't gonna be with the herp, you know what I'm saying... This sucks. I don't know what to do!
I'll never go back down there alone without a dog or a gun. I don't like being treated like a piece of meat like that. Manhandled by some big hairy female. That was one of the worst... That was the worst. Seriously, that was the worst. I can't even believe I blew my load. It was... It was difficult but I figured you know she was making an effort I figured at some point I should to.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[Amnesia]

yes

 

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[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[Petsmart]

Tales

 

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[Deleted member 3299]

Not Real

 

[SayNoToRotting]

No I'm coping

 

[godsmistake]

major copers itt

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

OG as fuck

 

[MansNotHot]

Big fut is nor riol i swer

 

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Big fut is nor riol i swer

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