Saturday! Are you all excited? What we, Chads, call Saturdays: Beta Tryouts

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Fridays are always reserved for Stacy. But Saturdays, ugh, we give beta-vaginas a shot. Sometimes, it works out. Usually, ugh, a beta's a beta—nothing can that reality. But Chad's a heartwarming man and believes all women, that aren't landwhales, naturally ugly, hoes in poverty, etc etc should be given a shot. And so Saturday is Becky's tryout.

 

[Chadeep]

Hmm.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Hmm.

I know what you're thinking. Sundays are Becky's tryout day. Thus the lazy day of the week. But you would be wrong. Sundays actually break days from vaginas. That's why we have NFL games on that day. Sunday: NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

 

[Chadeep]

I know what you're thinking. Sundays are Becky's tryout day. Thus the lazy day of the week. But you would be wrong. Sundays actually break days from vaginas. That's why we have NFL games on that day. Sunday: NO WOMEN ALLOWED.

Sunday is Chad Day