Saudi billionaire is dissatisfied with one of his Stacies

[mrdouchebag]

You're on your megayacht(which is over 100m long btw). You're sipping mojitos all day by the pool(huge infinity edge pool btw) and eating caviar while you're excitedly waiting for a couple of Stacies(legit models, who are 18+ of course, FBI go away) to arrive and stave off your boredom. You've been anticipating this threesome for at least half a day! Imagine your disappointment when you realize that one of the Stacies frauded her appearance and she turns out to me a mere Stacylite. It's probably immeasurable.

 

[inversions]

Surely that's haram

Muslims : @Grievous

 

[Grievous]

Surely that's haram

Muslims : @Grievous

allah kebab marshmallow brother

 

[inversions]

allah kebab marshmallow brother

has a circumcised penis and can't have a sausage btw

 

[mrdouchebag]

Surely that's haram

Muslims : @Grievous

The muslims at the top of the socioeconomic hierarchy are rarely true muslims behind closed doors, nomsayin'?

 

[Grievous]

has a circumcised penis and can't have a sausage btw

U once I find u

 

[inversions]

The muslims at the top of the socioeconomic hierarchy are rarely true muslims behind closed doors, nomsayin'?

It's probably how they get so many slaves to work for them

A pyramid scheme type shit

 

[Ghoulish]

They’re genuinely living the life while WE are neurodivergent (doesn’t matter if you’re good looking youre fucking nd)

 

[mrdouchebag]

It's probably how they get so many slaves to work for them

A pyramid scheme type shit

Exactly.
Here is the deal:
I get 720 virginal european stacies on my 500 million megayacht to breed with in every way and position possible.
You, maybe, get 72 virgins in the afterlife(all of which are ethnic beckies at most) after you die in the worst way and position possible.

And the fools are still taking the deal.