Saved by my ex's mom

[yochico_yojordan]

Was at my ex's house for Christmas (we're larping as a couple, haven't told her family we broke up yet) and when I was hugging her dad goodbye he locked eyes with me and said I smelled like perfume

My life flashed before my eyes bro he's a farmer that ALWAYS carries and has already threatened me multiple times

But then her mom said "It's because I just hugged him " so he backed off and did NOT slime me for fucking ts out of his daughter

 

[The Grinch]

Yes, most people are only talk but not everyone, some people actually would kill you if they decide you deserve it

 

[Interleukin6]

Is the mother cute?

 

[Mythical Chadpreet]

But then her mom said "It's because I just hugged him

did she let you smash ?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Dude was about to boof you

 

[DrunkenSailor]

When you visiting again OP?

 

[yochico_yojordan]

When you visiting again OP?

Never nigga she turned 18 so I no longer have to hit unskippable cutscenes with her dad she can just leave whenever

 

[adderallx]

why you larping as a couple if you dont mind telling, just curious

 

[yochico_yojordan]

why you larping as a couple if you dont mind telling, just curious

Haven't gotten a new gf yet so lowkey just hanging out with ex until then, can't stop oxyfarming

 

[adderallx]

Haven't gotten a new gf yet so lowkey just hanging out with ex until then, can't stop oxyfarming

lmao i respect that