
Swarthy Knight
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Was washing my hands in a public washroom when I saw a white Chad pass by in the mirror to use the urinal
This kid (probably 19-22 yo) is the ideal white zoomer that you'd see getting simped for on Tik Tok. Average height but brown curly hair, mogger jawline, great harmony, old money style fashion, etc. just effortlessly handsome and high appeal
Was envious af at how brutally he mogged me and how he'd likely have such attractive foids at his disposal... Or so I thought
However, as he was leaving I noticed he was with some girl, couldn't see what she looked like from behind so I was curious to find out (started following them around the mall for a quick bit jfl).
To my luck, they happened to be waiting at the same bus stop afterwards.
Then I finally saw her face, anticipating a white HTB. Turns out she was..... a MTB Asian.
Roughly looked something like this (being generous, she looked worse than this jfl)
Behold the power of JBW



this is what being a white Chad gets you in 2024.
But muh oxford study right





This kid (probably 19-22 yo) is the ideal white zoomer that you'd see getting simped for on Tik Tok. Average height but brown curly hair, mogger jawline, great harmony, old money style fashion, etc. just effortlessly handsome and high appeal
Was envious af at how brutally he mogged me and how he'd likely have such attractive foids at his disposal... Or so I thought
However, as he was leaving I noticed he was with some girl, couldn't see what she looked like from behind so I was curious to find out (started following them around the mall for a quick bit jfl).
To my luck, they happened to be waiting at the same bus stop afterwards.

Then I finally saw her face, anticipating a white HTB. Turns out she was..... a MTB Asian.
Roughly looked something like this (being generous, she looked worse than this jfl)

Behold the power of JBW
But muh oxford study right






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