Saw my work oneitis today after months of no contact (you won't believe what happened - GTFIH)

[User28823]

i rarely have to go into the goy office cuz i work remote

but today i went in for an event and it happened

i was walking to the bathroom when suddenly my work oneitis materializes out of a doorway

her eyes light up

so did mine

but then..

enqueue full autistic hallway collision

i walk left, she walks left

'sorry haha'

she walks right, i walk right

'sorry... haha'

straight out of a high school romance movie

she was wearing some cute dress and looking ascended, i swear she was ldarmaxxing a few months prior

thank fuck i was operating under biblical conditions today

skin is phenomenal from blasting GHK
lean + fasted
hairmaxxed from tesamorelin hgh boost
peak hallway lighting

i must have replayed this incident 17 times in my head, it felt so ... intimate?

anyway, went to grab some goyslop otw home and the cashier was absolutely mirin me

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

 

[User28823]

@Revan @negative @xevuxia @Nectar @Tyler1

 

[User28823]

@Saint Casanova @motionmantris @polonaecel @Notcel @lowtiersubhuman

 

[Dejean]

sybau

 

[User28823]

sybau

 

[User28823]

its rare to see such a cute blonde tech foid @Jason Voorhees

im usually surrounded by a bunch of subhuman jeets

 

[sasha108]

Did you flex in front of her?

 

[User28823]

Did you flex in front of her?

no but she could prolly see my chest bulging out of my sweater under peak lighting

 

[RichardSpencel]

its rare to see such a cute blonde tech foid @Jason Voorhees

im usually surrounded by a bunch of subhuman jeets

Yeah there’s this one who just started where I’m at and it’s so brutal just knowing the difference in her life compared to the Karen’s and jeets

Also

sybau

 

[sasha108]

no but she could prolly see my chest bulging out of my sweater under peak lighting

Don't hesitate next time, just start flexing

 

[Morgan]

tales..? good read tho

 

[arsenist]

i rarely have to go into the goy office cuz i work remote

but today i went in for an event and it happened

i was walking to the bathroom when suddenly my work oneitis materializes out of a doorway

her eyes light up

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so did mine

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but then..

enqueue full autistic hallway collision

i walk left, she walks left

'sorry haha'

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she walks right, i walk right

'sorry... haha'

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straight out of a high school romance movie

she was wearing some cute dress and looking ascended, i swear she was ldarmaxxing a few months prior

thank fuck i was operating under biblical conditions today

skin is phenomenal from blasting GHK
lean + fasted
hairmaxxed from tesamorelin hgh boost
peak hallway lighting

i must have replayed this incident 17 times in my head, it felt so ... intimate?

anyway, went to grab some goyslop otw home and the cashier was absolutely mirin me

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@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

tales faggot

 

[User28823]

tales faggot

fuckkk she's single too

 

[User28823]

Don't hesitate next time, just start flexing

thats gymcel retardation

 

[sasha108]

thats gymcel retardation

Idk then.
My oneitis is from the same school, but I didn't really talk to her before.
On new year we were talking about some stories, and she told me that when we passed each other in the hallway, I told her to shut the fuck up with no reason
I don't remember this at all

So I don't think I can give the best advice here anyway

 

[mangotimer]

start flexxing to turn her on

 

[User28823]

Idk then.
My oneitis is from the same school, but I didn't really talk to her before.
On new year we were talking about some stories, and she told me that when we passed each other in the hallway, I told her to shut the fuck up with no reason
I don't remember this at all

So I don't think I can give the best advice here anyway

nigga what r u on

 

[sasha108]

nigga what r u on

Just venting
When she told me that i was kinda stunned

 

[User28823]

Just venting
When she told me that i was kinda stunned

i genuinely just shattered my elbow on my fuckass door

ouch