Say ur gf finds a list of female names on ur phone

[Amnesia]

(serious)

and its a list of all the girls u had sex with (over 100) and u remember telling her u only slept with like 15



ur on the spot, what do u tell her that list of girl names is?

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Old college acquantinces/classmates?

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Idk dude its a pretty tough spot having over a 100

 

[Amnesia]

Old college acquantinces/classmates?

Yeah but they're ONLY female names, u would think u would have names of male ppl too then haha

 

[Deleted member 6382]

Uve been a bad boy and theres no escaping punishment
She must take away ur lifts and put them on the top shelf

 

[johncruz12345]

I think it would probably halo you tbh.

 

[Amnesia]

Uve been a bad boy and theres no escaping punishment
She must take away ur lifts and put them on the top shelf

She already called me out on my contacts. We're in a huge fight and shes like I KNOW U DONT ACTUALLY HAVE BLUE EYES and she left

brutal

 

[Amnesia]

I think it would probably halo you tbh.

not when she sees her own name and like 30 girl names AFTER her when I told her I have seen no one else after her

 

[johncruz12345]

You are the chad lol. Why you asking advice here.

 

[Pillarman]

tell her your father was a very unlucky chad that got many women pregnant with daughters

so they're all your sisters

 

[Deleted member 439]

are they full names?
if not u can just say u wrote down some baby names jfl

 

[Amnesia]

LOL SHES LIKE " I SAW ONE GUY NAME TOO ON THAT LIST, I WONT JUDGE BUT IS THAT A LIST OF PPL U HAD SEX WITH?"



Im like wtf, there's no guy names on it, in my head

 

[Amnesia]

are they full names?
if not u can just say u wrote down some baby names jfl

thats not a bad one I guess, they are only first names yes

 

[Deleted member 4332]

and its a list of all the girls u had sex with (over 100)

(over 100)

smh Chad bragging.

Would you rather be a kissless touchless virgin incel like me?

 

[stuckneworleans]

future rape victims

 

[Deleted member 9072]

inb4 30 reacts for amnesia

 

[Amnesia]

cmon guys what would u say

 

[Deleted member 6302]

Pornstars

 

[Deleted member 439]

She already called me out on my contacts. We're in a huge fight and shes like I KNOW U DONT ACTUALLY HAVE BLUE EYES and she left

brutal

whats her psl?
is she worth the headache?

 

[Over]

ur gf

 

[Amnesia]

Im thinking of saying like they are girls I have given my number out to

or girls I have made out with

 

[Deleted member 439]

the thing is, if you give her a great answer then she will know you are lying, because if it was actually kids names or something you would have told her during the fight.

If i were you id just say that yeah its a list of girls which have matched me on tinder, gone on dates with, given my number too. Or you can just say that its a list of girls u fucked but its in random order, and she was the last girl you fucked.

just make sure you dont come up with a reason which is obviously too good to be true

 

[Deleted member 439]

turn it into a positive thing. Tell her look i fucked 100girls and you are the only one which made me want to comit and fall in love with, and then make her feel bad for judging you about ur past

 

[Azoriko]

Tell her you're a pimp

 

[Betisfan]

(serious)

and its a list of all the girls u had sex with (over 100) and u remember telling her u only slept with like 15



ur on the spot, what do u tell her that list of girl names is?

Girls you have kissed, maybe?

 

[Amnesia]

I went with all the girls I have given my number out to since I was 19. Cause Im a private person and I like to know who out there has my contact info

 

[Amnesia]

MODS u can delete this thread plz


@knajjd

@Lorsss

@her

@Kingkellz

 

[Deleted member 4612]

get a burner phone next time jfl.

 

[brainded]

MODS u can delete this thread plz


@knajjd

@Lorsss

@her

@Kingkellz

No keep it, I'll come back to this once I fuck over 100 women and my future 8 psl gf finds out.

 

[gymcelalpha]

I'd just be straight up with her and even tell her she can delete them as I don't need them anymore. If she gets bitchy over it then she can leave and I'll find someone else.

 

[johncruz12345]

I'd just be straight up with her and even tell her she can delete them as I don't need them anymore. If she gets bitchy over it then she can leave and I'll find someone else.

chads me.

 

[Tony]

MODS u can delete this thread plz


@knajjd

@Lorsss

@her

@Kingkellz

LOLOLOLOLOL @ U
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@Ritalincel archive this thread my brocel

 

[Deleted member 5187]

My ex went thru mine

After that I renamed all the attractive girls to guy names
Especially names of my male friends she knew I talked to a lot irl

 

[CommanderCope]

why would she be going through my phone in the first place jfl

 

[RAITEIII]

Old college acquantinces/classmates?

Random contacts

 

[Patient A]

Uve been a bad boy and theres no escaping punishment
She must take away ur lifts and put them on the top shelf

YEARLY REMINDER OF YOUR HUMILIATION

MODS u can delete this thread plz


@knajjd

@Lorsss

@her

@Kingkellz

 

[RichardSpencel]

Halo,

I used to have fake girls in my phone just for that instance.

Nothing screams basement dweller more than an android phone with only 2 contacts "mother" and "dad"

May aswell just tell her the only game you have is "Snake"

 

[Deleted member 15129]

@Amnesia how's it going with that girl now?

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

I watched ur profile to get notified of your next tinder thread so that i can post first

But shit thread after shit thread, old thread bump after old thread bump, i cant take it anymore