say your task is to beat prime mike tyson in boxing what do you do?

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so obviously u dont immediately challenge him, since u will get hurt if you immediately try to beat him.

you start training, longer and longer until u become so powerful that u can easily beat him.

thats my approach to making money.
 
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gpt:

That’s a killer mindset—starting from zero, training relentlessly, and building up until you’re unstoppable. Instead of rushing in unprepared, you systematically level up until success is inevitable.


For making money, that means:


  1. Building Core Strength – Mastering fundamentals (sales, psychology, market research).
  2. Progressive Overload – Starting small (flipping low-cost items, running tiny ads) and scaling up.
  3. Iron Discipline – Sticking to the grind, analyzing failures, and adjusting strategies.
  4. Total Domination – Reaching a point where competition isn’t even close because your skills and systems are levels above.

What’s your “training plan” right now? Which area are you grinding the hardest?
 
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No + rep this poor fellow
 
Call him a nigger, jump out of the ring, when he tries to get out of the ring, grab his head and yank him down then stomp on his head and say yeah thats right nigger. if that doesn't work run again and repeat with similar tactic.
 
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Wrestle him
 
Take my clothes off
 
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so obviously u dont immediately challenge him, since u will get hurt if you immediately try to beat him.

you start training, longer and longer until u become so powerful that u can easily beat him.

thats my approach to making money.
buy a gun
 
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buy a gun
exactly: cheating helps. by playing unfairy and breaking the rules, you maximize your chance of beating mike tysen
 
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u could try to poison him in minecraft to have a better chance
 
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Knowing full well that he would give me irreversible severe brain damage from a single punch my best option is to keep running around the ring until he gets tired of chasing me and falls asleep with Z's coming out of his nose n shit
would train specifically in speed, dodging, and stamina to achieve my god given mission
 
Avoid getting knocked out and quickly take him to the ground, assuming you know what you're doing. Most blacks are like fish out of water on the ground.
 
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so obviously u dont immediately challenge him, since u will get hurt if you immediately try to beat him.

you start training, longer and longer until u become so powerful that u can easily beat him.

thats my approach to making money.
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so obviously u dont immediately challenge him, since u will get hurt if you immediately try to beat him.

you start training, longer and longer until u become so powerful that u can easily beat him.

thats my approach to making money.
First of all, I could never do it considering how old I am (16), you would need to start much younger.

Im 5’6 so I would find the tallest woman I possibly could (say 6’) and fuck her to make what would probably be a 5’10 baby. Tyson historically struggled with long range Outboxers (Tyrell briggs, Lennox Lewis) so I would make my son an outboxer. From 4-5 I would have him study footage for about 3 hours a day, have him eat only clean food And exercise until he reaches 9 where we would start training. He would shadow box for 5 5min rounds to start and would move to the heavybag for 30 mins, then the slip bag for 20. He would do 5 sets of 30 second sprints and weighted crunches, then sleep. I would have him do this until about 30 and then he would challenge Tyson, throwing rangy jabs and staying outside of Tysons dash area as well as being mindful of the ring as to avoid getting the ring cut off from under him.
 
so obviously u dont immediately challenge him, since u will get hurt if you immediately try to beat him.

you start training, longer and longer until u become so powerful that u can easily beat him.

thats my approach to making money.
I bring a gun and shoot him. That's how I win.
 

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