saying "my lord father" is such aura and a flex

[CelestialEmpire]

especially because my father is actually a baron (family has held the title since 14th century) and in the house of commons.

examples of times ive used it to aurafarm:

girl at bar: "wow nice richard mille i heard those are rlly expensive watches"
me: "thanks, my lord father bought it as a christmas gift to me on on business trip to geneva"

police officer: "im going to have to write you up for a DUI"
me: "wait til my lord father finds out your name, youll be skinned alive"

friend: "whos yacht are we taking this year to st barths for spring break?"
me: "let me call my lord father i think we can take our 350 footer"

 

[d1lurkaa]

dnr

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[accinr]

especially because my father is actually a baron (family has held the title since 14th century) and in the house of commons.

examples of times ive used it to aurafarm:

girl at bar: "wow nice richard mille i heard those are rlly expensive watches"
me: "thanks, my lord father bought it as a christmas gift to me on on business trip to geneva"

police officer: "im going to have to write you up for a DUI"
me: "wait til my lord father finds out your name, youll be skinned alive"

friend: "whos yacht are we taking this year to st barths for spring break?"
me: "let me call my lord father i think we can take our 350 footer"

interesting story but guess what

 

[Former Shortcel]

dnr

-peasant

 

[iblamexyz]

especially because my father is actually a baron (family has held the title since 14th century) and in the house of commons.

examples of times ive used it to aurafarm:

girl at bar: "wow nice richard mille i heard those are rlly expensive watches"
me: "thanks, my lord father bought it as a christmas gift to me on on business trip to geneva"

police officer: "im going to have to write you up for a DUI"
me: "wait til my lord father finds out your name, youll be skinned alive"

friend: "whos yacht are we taking this year to st barths for spring break?"
me: "let me call my lord father i think we can take our 350 footer"

keep dreaming and fucking white stacy's

 

[Former Shortcel]

keep dreaming and fucking white stacy's

False, i crashed into his lotus and now im on the streets after being sued, heres the backstory

https://looksmax.org/threads/just-crashed-into-somebody-elses-car-how-do-i-make-them-pay-for-it.2002252/