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Jesus_ist_König

Jesus_ist_König

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Current Priest: Hardmaxxing is stupid but it’s not a sin

Possible future priest: Hardmaxxing is a sin :feelswhy:

Me: Scared that a priest will not allow me

Guy from church: Obey the priest. Even if the same priest changes their opinion you need to obey :hnghn:


Honorable mention: Priest brutally humbled me today by telling me that if I knew Christ, I wouldn’t be suicidal 😞
 
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Ur safe around me dw
 
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why would you obey a priest
 
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Current Priest: Hardmaxxing is stupid but it’s not a sin

Possible future priest: Hardmaxxing is a sin :feelswhy:

Me: Scared that a priest will not allow me

Guy from church: Obey the priest. Even if the same priest changes their opinion you need to obey :hnghn:


Honorable mention: Priest brutally humbled me today by telling me that if I knew Christ, I wouldn’t be suicidal 😞
shitschizoposting you should get banned @Master !!
 
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why would you obey a priest
Church guy: they have the hardest job since they need to represent Christ and try to act like Christ

They have the Holy Spirit
 
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Church guy: they have the hardest job since they need to represent Christ and try to act like Christ

They have the Holy Spirit
remember what i told you; you can spread the gospel more easily after hardmaxxing.
 
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remember what i told you; you can spread the gospel more easily after hardmaxxing.
I still have the screenshot in my gallery pooki 🥳😍
 
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Current Priest: Hardmaxxing is stupid but it’s not a sin

Possible future priest: Hardmaxxing is a sin :feelswhy:

Me: Scared that a priest will not allow me

Guy from church: Obey the priest. Even if the same priest changes their opinion you need to obey :hnghn:


Honorable mention: Priest brutally humbled me today by telling me that if I knew Christ, I wouldn’t be suicidal 😞
insane propaganda damn
 
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remember what i told you; you can spread the gospel more easily after hardmaxxing.
I trust also my church friend. That nigga is full with the Holy Spirit. After church, that nigga goes to another church. He is working at many diffferent churches and will become monk. I trust his advice
 
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All priests are pedophiles and trust me.. He, He wanted to touch you..
comere son.. let me touch you with my Holy Spirit... Let me spread the wordd.. Spread the WORDD son..
You: uGhh ughh~ YAMMEeetee~ *spreads words*
 
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All priests are pedophiles and trust me.. He, He wanted to touch you..
Name a Christian orthodox priest that touched some1
 
All priests are pedophiles and trust me.. He, He wanted to touch you..
comere son.. let me touch you with my Holy Spirit... Let me spread the wordd.. Spread the WORDD son..
You: uGhh ughh~ YAMMEeetee~ *spreads words*
I will pray for ur retarded ass 😭 low iq cell
 

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