BrahminBoss
The Platonic Ideal
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You don't notice it creeping up on you. Being 25 isn't that bad. You still get looks from prime girls. You might even look better and more masculine. You think "wow, I must be hitting my prime!" Maybe you notice some diffuse thinning, but your hair looks the same. Maybe you notice rougher skin, but think it looks manly -- "no more baby face." You feel good.
Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"
30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"
Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.
Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.
Then 40. It's over
Late 20's roll around. You've got a little norwooding, but you say you've always had an nw 1.5. The prime girls aren't completely grossed out, so you can still tell yourself you could slay if you wanted to. But you're having to interpret more and more incidental shit as an ioi to keep believing this. You get eye bags. No one tells you directly, though, so maybe it's just bad lighting. You're worried about the big 3-0: "gotta get my fun in before that!"
30 happens, but nothing catastrophic takes place. A little more thinning. A little less collagen. But you still look like you -- just a kinda tired version of you. Every time a prime girl looks in your direction, you think she wants to fuck: "30 isn't bad! What's the big deal!"
Mid 30s strike. The norwooding is unmistakable. You're on the big 3. You think you have it under control, but now you have style your hair every morning to fraud coverage. Skin has noticable lines. You avoid certain mirrors and certain lighting. Delusions have to be maintained. Prime girls are now a different species to you. You cope: "huh, younger girls aren't mature enough. What would even talk about? Ha ha" You fap every night thinking about jb.
Late 30's arrive. You're norwood 3-4 Every hair style looks like shit on you. Your hormones go into a death spiral. T in the basement. E through the roof. Your body is telling you that you should have already reproduced and that it's time to be a provider cuck. No amount of gymcelling will prevent the skinnyfat. You won't even glance at a prime girl out of fear of being creepy. But your age range on tinder is set to 18-25.
Then 40. It's over
