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EthnicBvll

EthnicBvll

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might be having a fight on tuesday or wednesday with a 6'3 100kg samoan bull at school
i am 5'8 56kg
wont be too embarrassing if i lose since everyones expecting me to lose
i need tips asap
its times like these where i wish i just hit the fucking gym instead of being a lazy low t fuck
currently doing my best to deescalate the situation
 
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the best tip is to not show up
 
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the best tip is to not show up
its gonna happen sooner or later
i cant skip school forever
im already at risk of not graduating
 
might be having a fight on tuesday or wednesday with a 6'3 100kg samoan bull at school
i am 5'8 56kg
wont be too embarrassing if i lose since everyones expecting me to lose
i need tips asap
its times like these where i wish i just hit the fucking gym instead of being a lazy low t fuck
currently doing my best to deescalate the situation
If you really want to win then a Glock might help:lul:
 
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But fr nothing actually worths getting into a fight, if they keep pushing just be a ‘pussy’ and talk to the teachers
 
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pepperspray is law
 
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But fr nothing actually worths getting into a fight, if they keep pushing just be a ‘pussy’ and talk to the teachers
i might get a restraining order ngl
 
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seriously speaking he might kill me if i do that and im not even tryna be funny
i sprayed lots of people if you get sprayed you cant do shit anymore just carry it with you at al times so you can spray this nigga again
 
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How did you even get in this situation
 
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Pepper spray him and then beat him as soon as he turns away after you spray him punch him in the back of the head trip him to the ground and stomp the fuck out of his skull
 
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i might get a restraining order ngl
Tf you doing at school, i don’t think even Eric Harris got that in his school life. But the best thing I can say is try to avoid it as much as you can or fix the problem between you and him, just go and talk to him dont even care if people are gonna laugh at you it doesn’t matter.
 
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How did you even get in this situation
was getting sick of the micro aggressions he would pitch out to me and my boys
so i responded last week and ive been avoiding school since and have gotten news he wants to fight
 
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Pepper spray him then once he's on the ground helpless beat him up
 
Tf you doing at school, i don’t think even Eric Harris got that in his school life. But the best thing I can say is try to avoid it as much as you can or fix the problem between you and him, just go and talk to him dont even care if people are gonna laugh at you it doesn’t matter.
yeah im doing my best rn to deescalate
i havent slept in ages cause ts
 
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Don’t bring a weapon bc he might man handle u outta of it

jump the nig if anything
 
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It’s over buddy boyo
 
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yeah im doing my best rn to deescalate
i havent slept in ages cause ts
Dont listen to these larpers, even the smallest fights can result with death I’ve witnessed it many times in my hometown. Be prepared, have a deterrent with you not lethal and don’t fight until there’s no other choice
 
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Don’t bring a weapon bc he might man handle u outta of it

jump the nig if anything
this is actually a good idea
ill try to form a group of high t soilders asap
 
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yeah im doing my best rn to deescalate
i havent slept in ages cause ts
i remember when i was insulting a guy on discord and then i realized he goes to the same school as me and said he wanted to fight me next day, i also slept bad that day
 
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i know dude
i dont even mind losing atp
as long as i dont get knocked out
Try to do it in private don’t risk ur aura I know it sounds corny but if u loose infront of niggas they will treat u like a joke
 
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Try to do it in private don’t risk ur aura I know it sounds corny but if u loose infront of niggas they will treat u like a joke
yeah bro
its my last year in school too
ppl are gonna remember from this fight
 
Try to do it in private don’t risk ur aura I know it sounds corny but if u loose infront of niggas they will treat u like a joke
if it would be an pre-organized fight you could try some excuses for people to not record, no video of the fight would minimize the aftermath)
 
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if it would be an pre-organized fight you could try some excuses for people to not record, no video of the fight would minimize the aftermath)
yeah
the worst scenerio i can think of rn is a get bashed and the vid goes everywhere on social media and my family see
i couldnt careless if im slamed and stomped on as long as no ones recording
 
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eye couge and punch his throat and plexusand crotch
 
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might be having a fight on tuesday or wednesday with a 6'3 100kg samoan bull at school
i am 5'8 56kg
wont be too embarrassing if i lose since everyones expecting me to lose
i need tips asap
its times like these where i wish i just hit the fucking gym instead of being a lazy low t fuck
currently doing my best to deescalate the situation
Relax ur throat
 
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If its recorded no biggie u wont see it just her friends
 
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Remember remember the fifth of november
 
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might be having a fight on tuesday or wednesday with a 6'3 100kg samoan bull at school
i am 5'8 56kg
wont be too embarrassing if i lose since everyones expecting me to lose
i need tips asap
its times like these where i wish i just hit the fucking gym instead of being a lazy low t fuck
currently doing my best to deescalate the situation
Elbow on his nose
 
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might be having a fight on tuesday or wednesday with a 6'3 100kg samoan bull at school
i am 5'8 56kg

Canadian Lol GIF
 
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bring a gun atp
 
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only tip you will get is his in your ass
 
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wont survive without pepperspray/ taser

but probably not even with those
 
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Js hope u dont get stood up and stabbed to d*ath:owo::forcedsmile:
 
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I always carried a blade in school im the reason they put metal detectors in. Unless your taking hormones for hairloss like me you have no excuse to not kill that mf due to incel rage.
 
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run
 
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