School is forcing me to cut my hair

[TheDragon]

My teachers told me my hair is 'too thick' and that I need to do something about it. It sits above my eyes and is used to cover my subhuman skull but these retarded niggers want it cut short and sent a fucking email to my parents to make sure I do so. Not going to barbers bc I don't want some retarded cunt butchering my hair like they always do. Honestly I wish my life was so easy that the only thing that concerns me is kids having hair a bit too thick.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Do you live in South Asia? Over there you have to cut your hair as well as they don’t allow it past a certain length. They want boys to have short hair.

 

[Meteor21]

They can't tell you to cut your hair bro, tell them to fuck off

 

[TheDragon]

Do you live in South Asia?

Nah I live in Australia.

Over there you have to cut your hair as well as they don’t allow it past a certain length. They want boys to have short hair.

Schools are there to enslave the next generation so it's not that surprising.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nah I live in Australia.

Schools are there to enslave the next generation so it's not that surprising.

What the fuck. Meanwhile I had hair covering my eyes in high school and the principal of the first years only asked if I straightened my hair like his son did. My religion teacher however wanted to cut off my hair with scissors since it was always hanging over my eyes.

 

[Deleted member 27152]

Nah I live in Australia.

Schools are there to enslave the next generation so it's not that surprising.

If you have the energy make a big fuss about it. Tell your local news station and load it with buzzwords.
Something like "Australian School Board Forces Ethnic Student To Adopt 'Whitewashed' Haircut, Parents Of Oppressed Child Say" is an example of a headline this can produce.

The school will go easier on you AND you get to keep your hair.

Spoiler

This only works if you're ethnic though JFL

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

If you have the energy make a big fuss about it. Tell your local news station and load it with buzzwords.
Something like "Australian School Board Forces Ethnic Student To Adopt 'Whitewashed' Haircut, Parents Of Oppressed Child Say" is an example of a headline this can produce.

The school will go easier on you AND you get to keep your hair.

Spoiler

This only works if you're ethnic though JFL

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Or he can say he’s an adherent of a religion that doesn’t allow his hair to be cut when told by others, only when he does it willingly on his own accord.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Or he can say he’s an adherent of a religion that doesn’t allow his hair to be cut when told by others, only when he does it willingly on his own accord.

When asked which religion he can answer “lookism.”