school lunch theory

[kvn]

this will only benefit you if you have fast metabolism btw

school lunches are one of the best things to take advantage of in school

i was unable to gain weight and i was 125lbs and 5'4 for almost a year

for the past 2 months i've been using the school lunch method and have gained 14lbs and grew 2.1inches

before you say "muh muh puberty... im a fag" keep in mind i haven't gotten any taller or gained weight until i started doing this

here's how it works:
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get your school lunch

go put it where you're going to eat

get a SECOND lunch

"i have to pay for a second lunch" just take second lunch and walk out

"i'll get confronted if i walk out" ur high inhib if u get cockblocked by subhuman women who earn $20k annually (& they don't get paid enough to care)

eat both lunches. (better drink both milks too, prepare to piss for the rest of the day)

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i gain around ~2lbs per week and ~1 inch per month

this is easiest heightmax for lazy fucks who don't have closed growth plates

tl;dr - just eat bro

 

[kvn]

dnrd grey

 

[firedpotato]

Nigga my school be handing out meals that taste like chimpanzee testicles and has fetus cells growing inside of it fuck that, and the milk all chunky and shit and be crystallizing into goyslop niggaballs

 

[BimaxLaser]

this will only benefit you if you have fast metabolism btw

school lunches are one of the best things to take advantage of in school

i was unable to gain weight and i was 125lbs and 5'4 for almost a year

for the past 2 months i've been using the school lunch method and have gained 14lbs and grew 2.1inches

before you say "muh muh puberty... im a fag" keep in mind i haven't gotten any taller or gained weight until i started doing this

here's how it works:
-------------------------------------
get your school lunch

go put it where you're going to eat

get a SECOND lunch

"i have to pay for a second lunch" just take second lunch and walk out

"i'll get confronted if i walk out" ur high inhib if u get cockblocked by subhuman women who earn $20k annually (& they don't get paid enough to care)

eat both lunches. (better drink both milks too, prepare to piss for the rest of the day)

-------------------------------------

i gain around ~2lbs per week and ~1 inch per month

this is easiest heightmax for lazy fucks who don't have closed growth plates

tl;dr - just eat bro

Crazy theory bro, you went from 5'4 to 5'6

 

[ey88]

Actual tip: Don’t eat school lunches because they are poisonous

 

[kvn]

Actual tip: Don’t eat school lunches because they are poisonous

me when i gatekeep: