Schrödinger’s Razor, Occam’s Cat

[Deleted member 13787]

The simplest explanation
and the unlikeliest co-exist,
tandem possibilities.

Then someone opens the box
that fell from a limousine
careening around the corner
of Burbank & Ventura.

Lost and found catalyst,
magical MacGuffin. Possession
is nine-tenths of the law.

The rest of the law
is in the box.
You can have it.

 

[ropemax]

i scratched my balls and sniffed the fingers afterwards

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Shrodingers cock.

Put viagra in non transparent pill caps and sugar in the same ones, load 5 of each in separate cups and you and a friend both down one of the cups after shuffling

Up to chance who gets the viagra

Only the strongest of will can resist going to the ER.

And even stronger still are the ones that go to school with the shmeat slinging.