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[not__cel]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

 

[not__cel]

B

 

[isis_Bleach]

if u add me i prolly wont post much

 

[inversions]

What's your linkedin?

 

[not__cel]

if u add me i prolly wont post much

We need intellectuals

 

[isis_Bleach]

We need intellectuals

im alcoholic

 

[not__cel]

What's your linkedin?

Why would I give that up easily?

 

[not__cel]

im alcoholic

Close enough

 

[trashbinxoxo]

whats it about

 

[copemaxxing123]

Me

 

[NiZr]

nga recruiting us to the kkk

 

[vernier]

whats it about

How to transition safely

 

[Hernan]

@Arzenic got that idea like a month ago or some.

 

[inversions]

Why would I give that up easily?

When applying for a job, you need to go through your interviewers linkedin and stalk them for optimal success.

Like they might ask you your favourite colour

 

[Mike456]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

Who is already in the group and what is it about

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

We need intellectuals

Fine, I’ll join nigga

 

[not__cel]

whats it about

cant say to anyone outside the group

 

[not__cel]

Me

We’ll review

 

[not__cel]

@Arzenic got that idea like a month ago or some.

Dammit

 

[Node]

Can I join

 

[not__cel]

When applying for a job, you need to go through your interviewers linkedin and stalk them for optimal success.

Like they might ask you your favourite colour

Smart
Ill tell you 3 things about myself you want to know

 

[not__cel]

Who is already in the group and what is it about

cant say to anyone outside the group

 

[not__cel]

Can I join

Fine, I’ll join nigga

We’ll review

 

[Node]

We’ll review

Alright

 

[superpsycho]

yes

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

Y

We’ll review

U said u needed intellectuals I assumed I was automatically invited..,

 

[Greyyz]

Since you need me I guess I will volunteer bhai

 

[Mike456]

Ight review me

 

[inversions]

Smart
Ill tell you 3 things about myself you want to know

Whats your linkedin

Whats your address

Whats your favourite colour

 

[svarddre]

No I won’t drink the punch and kill myself

No I won’t relocate to your compound in Texas

 

[not__cel]

Whats your linkedin

Whats your address

Whats your favourite colour

Wont say the first but I’m from a southern state
My favorite color isnt a color but its black

 

[inversions]

Wont say the first but I’m from a southern state
My favorite color isnt a color but its black

Thanks

 

[not__cel]

Since you need me I guess I will volunteer bhai

Will review

 

[not__cel]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

L

 

[DR. NICKGA]

No I won’t drink the punch and kill myself

No I won’t relocate to your compound in Texas

And NO i will not participate in the masturbate group sessions, where we all masturbate to 6.7 foot futas and femboys

 

[svarddre]

And NO i will not participate in the masturbate group sessions, where we all masturbate to 6.7 foot futas and femboys

Well…

 

[CheifCessation]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

Me but I’m not filling up a form, you have to trust me

 

[not__cel]

And NO i will not participate in the masturbate group sessions, where we all masturbate to 6.7 foot futas and femboys

No amount of sabotage will work

 

[not__cel]

Me but I’m not filling up a form, you have to trust me

We will review

 

[inversions]

I am READY and I have REVISED for this.

 

[not__cel]

I am READY and I have REVISED for this.

Ok, let me see what youve got

 

[autisticntmaxer⠀]

Since you need me I guess I will volunteer bhai

Denied.

No Greys allowed

 

[registerfasterusing]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

Hello im a member of putins grand army in the kyrgyz division commanded by senior general @looksmaxxed
I think im worthy of early entrance for this reason

 

[not__cel]

Hello im a member of putins grand army in the kyrgyz division commanded by senior general @looksmaxxed
I think im worthy of early entrance for this reason

We will review

 

[registerfasterusing]

We will review

Putin has written me a letter of recommendation I suggest you read it

 

[not__cel]

Putin has written me a letter of recommendation I suggest you read it

Where is it?

 

[registerfasterusing]

Where is it?

To the Council of the @not__cel ‘s Exclusive Group,


By the authority vested in me as Supreme Leader of the Russian Federation, I write to place before the Council my strongest recommendation for the admission of Comrade known online as registerfasterusing into your association.

Comrade registerfasterusing has served with distinction in the Kyrgyz Division under the command of Commander looksmaxxed. Over the past few months they have demonstrated an exceptional combination of operational discipline, cultural acuity, and unwavering loyalty to the State’s stated mission of stability, conflict avoidance, and discreet information-sharing. Their record includes:

• Reliable execution of sensitive logistical tasks under difficult conditions, maintaining operational security while ensuring timely outcomes.

• Proven ability to build low-visibility networks of local contacts, facilitating dialog and early warning that helped de-escalate multiple border misunderstandings.

• Technical proficiency in encrypted communications protocols and clandestine tradecraft, paired with a calm judgment that preserves civilian safety and legal norms.

• A measured temperament and aptitude for discretion—traits essential for members of the Grand Army of the Russian Federation.

The Russian Federation seeks applicants who will uphold the Military’s strict code: prioritize efficient conflict resolution, protect noncombatants, and act with both prudence and honor. I believe registerfasterusing exemplifies these values. His experience in the Kyrgyz Division and the mentorship of Commander looksmaxxed has prepared them to contribute immediately to diplomatic backchannels, intelligence analysis that prevents escalation, and discreet humanitarian coordination.

I therefore recommend, without reservation, that the council grant registerfasterusing full admission immediately. I am confident they will serve the coalition’s aims to construct a new vision for humanity.


Respectfully,

Supreme Leader V. Putin


Russian Federation

 

[not__cel]

To the Council of the @not__cel ‘s Exclusive .

• A measured temperament and aptitude for discretion—traits essential for members of the Grand Army of the Russian Federation.

I can tell he didnt type this and its ai by the — will still review though, mirin effort

 

[registerfasterusing]

I can tell he didnt type this and its ai by the — will still review though, mirin effort
View attachment 4232589

He had to use ai to translate from Russian to English

 

[iraqi]

We’ll review your submission
Welp

im all in