BigJimsWornOutTires
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Ugh. Priceless.
I'm walking past as she stops me. Clears her throat. "Why do you keep staring at me?" Gravely she says but quickly laughs, "I'm joking. You barely even notice me." Pouts her lips and looks down.
"The only one I take notice of is me in the mirror," I assure her it's all about me.
"Wow," says as she rolls her eyes. "And I thought I was conceded."
"Yeah. Keep dreaming, 4-PSL." I said as I walk away.
"Really? What the fuck does that even mean?" I hear her voice descend into faint gibberish. "You fucking asshole!"
I stop. As if something caught my attention. Ouuuuu. This is nice. I discover the gym installed a new mirror above the water fountain on the wall. Sweet. I get to watch myself soothe the thirst.
I take a sip of the fresh cool led pipe water and view myself in the mirror. Ugh. Amazing. As I ponder those enchanting thoughts of my godly gift blessing, I see her in the corner of my eye as she continues staring at me with awe in hers.
So I decide to give her a chance. She's skinny. Brunette hair in a bun. Light brown eyes. Tight ass made for punching. She deserves her shot. I walk over and before I could say a word, she speaks. "Please fuck me and end this torment."
"Ugh. Fine," haughtily, I say. "But you're gonna hold a mirror in front of your face." I grab her hand and place it on my crotch. "I do me just fine. But I'll let you help this one time."
"YES!" She says with excitement and grabs my hand and drags me out of the gym and into her jeep and we drive off into the sunset.
I'm walking past as she stops me. Clears her throat. "Why do you keep staring at me?" Gravely she says but quickly laughs, "I'm joking. You barely even notice me." Pouts her lips and looks down.
"The only one I take notice of is me in the mirror," I assure her it's all about me.
"Wow," says as she rolls her eyes. "And I thought I was conceded."
"Yeah. Keep dreaming, 4-PSL." I said as I walk away.
"Really? What the fuck does that even mean?" I hear her voice descend into faint gibberish. "You fucking asshole!"
I stop. As if something caught my attention. Ouuuuu. This is nice. I discover the gym installed a new mirror above the water fountain on the wall. Sweet. I get to watch myself soothe the thirst.
I take a sip of the fresh cool led pipe water and view myself in the mirror. Ugh. Amazing. As I ponder those enchanting thoughts of my godly gift blessing, I see her in the corner of my eye as she continues staring at me with awe in hers.
So I decide to give her a chance. She's skinny. Brunette hair in a bun. Light brown eyes. Tight ass made for punching. She deserves her shot. I walk over and before I could say a word, she speaks. "Please fuck me and end this torment."
"Ugh. Fine," haughtily, I say. "But you're gonna hold a mirror in front of your face." I grab her hand and place it on my crotch. "I do me just fine. But I'll let you help this one time."
"YES!" She says with excitement and grabs my hand and drags me out of the gym and into her jeep and we drive off into the sunset.
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