chudcell999
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I was at work today I cut people's trees for a living anyway I don't think I'd ever worked for some younger that 35 till today were this true Stacy walks out as my co worker knocked on her door to let her know we were going to be cutting the two trees in her yard down and I remember thinking to myself "damn this hoe bad" even tho I was 50 feet away in a truck anyways she gets in her car and leaves I assume to The local college because she had a sweater with the local college logos. And she left for like an hour and when she came back I was walking next to her car after she had just parked and I'm about 15 feet away when she steps out of her car and I'm walking with my grease gun to diddle the stump grinder so I can use it anyway we make eye contact she smiles expecting me to say something and that's when I realized this was not just a bad bitch son this was a true eve. and my entire heartbeat sky rocketed and my original plan of small talk bs about her college went completely out the fucking window and I got that same sensation like when you almost getting a car accident or fall off a height tingles sent straight through my body son the hoe was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen she was body maxed at like 25% bf and she resembled dasha taran but somehow better usually I get nervous when I see a pretty girl I was straight up scared looking at this perfect 5'5-6 true eve I guess I'd never seen a real eve and I straight up cucked myself into not making a noise I kneeled down pretending like I was inspecting the machine
Just to avoid this woman but she just stood there 1 foot next to me for the longest 15 seconds ever I wasn't looking at her directly, just with my Head down she wasn't looking in the bag or anything she was just standing there I don't know if she thought I wanted to talk to her which I made obvious I didn't but I highly doubt she wanted to talk to me I don't know
But seeing this woman ruined my day because why the fuck was this hoe literally perfect and I'm just a fucking chud to the true eve I saw today in sorry you had to see my chud face


Just to avoid this woman but she just stood there 1 foot next to me for the longest 15 seconds ever I wasn't looking at her directly, just with my Head down she wasn't looking in the bag or anything she was just standing there I don't know if she thought I wanted to talk to her which I made obvious I didn't but I highly doubt she wanted to talk to me I don't know
But seeing this woman ruined my day because why the fuck was this hoe literally perfect and I'm just a fucking chud to the true eve I saw today in sorry you had to see my chud face
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