Seethe, wagecucks

[Deleted member 26289]

I just got 500$ worth of all organic foods and high end cheeses from fresh market with SNAPbuxx. It even covered my sushi and kombucha

In a few months i'm going to go to california and relapse on drugs so i can go to a free rehab, that will GIVE ME FREE MONEY FOR COMPLETING THEIR 30 DAY PROGRAM AND BEING COZY WITH FELLOW DRUG CONNOISEURS, and have all expenses paid to be able to go to a tax-payer funded sober living where i can get free "medical" marijuana edibles and work while saving all the money since i won't have to pay rent til i'm ready to leave

peoples' tax money goes towards making sure i can eat organic and tasteful meals and do drugs without any repercussions. While I eat crab cakes and sushi for being a NEET and training myself in skills i enjoy you eat shitty frozen meals for working 40-50 hours a week doing something you don't enjoy. seethe, wagecucks. quit your job once you've seen the light

 

[Deleted member 26289]

*this was just a shitpost btw don't take true offense to any of this*

 

[Bojack]

Legendary chit bro, but how do you afford all this food without wagecucking?

 

[Deleted member 26289]

Legendary chit bro, but how do you afford all this food without wagecucking?

neetbux lol

 

[Bakin donuts 🍩]

You are living the dream my nigga, also i like your writing style jfl.