Self LL surgery using regional anesthesia.

[PainfulProportions]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

 

[PainfulProportions]

I meant to say chances of success. but ig survival would be good to mention

 

[dstivvy]

Chances of success: 0%
Chances of crippling yourself: 100%

 

[Zeekie]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

Chances of survival? Very high, you will certainly survive the surgery, I'm not sure about the following weeks though.

I'm assuming this comment is a joke or thought experiment, but just in case, you have neither the equipment, the ability to properly sterilize, the knowledge or the guts to perform LL on yourself. But let's assume you somehow make it through, now you have to deal with the ever looming presence of a bone infection which will have your legs amputated and could kill you, the fact that you're gonna have to go through that same surgical process again and have the same risks in order to remove the extensors.

If somehow you survive through all of that with both legs remaining, then you then have to deal with the physical therapy as well, which is not easy on your own.

 

[flambria]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

If you do this, make sure to livestream it, place the invite link in my profile, if you actually do it

 

[Zeekie]

If you do this, make sure to livestream it, place the invite link in my profile, if you actually do it

We can bet on whether he makes it through or not too

 

[flambria]

We can bet on whether he makes it through or not too

Sure, I will rep you to 500, and the OP to 1000 reps, if this actually happens
and you rep me to 200, if it doesn't happen, in 14 days

 

[Bryce]

Just do Masai jumps bhai!

 

[browncurrycel]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

this is a shitpost, RIGHT?

 

[PainfulProportions]

If you do this, make sure to livestream it, place the invite link in my profile, if you actually do it

guaranteed i would livestream such a good event. but im still learning the basics

 

[PainfulProportions]

this is a shitpost, RIGHT?

genuine question

 

[edodalic29]

jesus , just wear 4 inch lifts or something u have no other cope

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Don't tell anybody about my secret method. I grew 5 inches.

What you need is a sledge hammer/car and a friend or a 10lbs+ boulder and rope

Have your friend bash your legs in or drive over them or drop the boulder on your legs to create small microfractures. Then tie your legs to the ceiling to hang up side down to stretch yourself so gravity makes you taller as the bones grow back. Make sure you tie the rope in a way you can't get out from it to make sure you are constantly height maxxing.

JFL if you don't use this method in 2025.

 

[PainfulProportions]

Sure, I will rep you to 500, and the OP to 1000 reps, if this actually happens
and you rep me to 200, if it doesn't happen, in 14 days

is this a challenge for me to accept? 14 days is too quick

 

[browncurrycel]

genuine question

get mental help bro. people DIE after getting this surgery even with medical attention given to them. And even if you are Einstein's prodigy, there is NO way you're surviving this without being permanently crippled

 

[Gs.]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

It isnt likely that you would be able to reach far enough into your legs alone to perform the proper procedure

Seek help

 

[GodDeityEyeBro]

Don't tell anybody about my secret method. I grew 5 inches.

What you need is a sledge hammer/car and a friend or a 10lbs+ boulder and rope

Have your friend bash your legs in or drive over them or drop the boulder on your legs to create small microfractures. Then tie your legs to the ceiling to hang up side down to stretch yourself so gravity makes you taller as the bones grow back. Make sure you tie the rope in a way you can't get out from it to make sure you are constantly height maxxing.

JFL if you don't use this method in 2025.

wait why is this high iq

 

[PainfulProportions]

It isnt likely that you would be able to reach far enough into your legs alone to perform the proper procedure

Seek help

Its possible using mirrors / guided cameras. just have to make sure i sterilize everything carefully

 

[PainfulProportions]

get mental help bro. people DIE after getting this surgery even with medical attention given to them. And even if you are Einstein's prodigy, there is NO way you're surviving this without being permanently crippled

die as in what? infection is understandable. but in any 1st world infections treatable

 

[Gs.]

Its possible using mirrors / guided cameras. just have to make sure i sterilize everything carefully

You do realize doctors have to hammer an Steel pole into the patient's leg to set the cage up, right?

Take note that you are going to bleed and you might pass out

You might die, alone, in your room

 

[PainfulProportions]

You do realize doctors have to hammer an Steel pole into the patient's leg to set the cage up, right?

Take note that you are going to bleed and you might pass out

You might die, alone, in your room

Its not my room ill perform it in my garage on a surgery bed, passing out is likely only from pain i believe i can control bleeding minimally

 

[chadintraining]

Such an intelligent guy

 

[AustrianMogger]

Is it possible to perform LL surgery on myself, staying awake using regional anaesthesia, what are the chances of survival??

50/50

 

[Deleted member 157107]

no way yuour deadass I mean just rinse your whole garage in bleach and hope for the best

 

[Abdullahm06]

its already a risky procedure i dont think its a smart idea to do it yourself