Selfie cam distortion is the most brutal thing ever (WITH PROOF)

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HERE IS MY BONELESS ASS IN THE SELFIE CAM

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this is me far away in a mirror

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Litterally a different person
 
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It also makes my nose look 2x bigger
 
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you look like shit in both pictures
 
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I recently took my photo from reflection on glass-paned building, from like about 12 meters. The difference is insane, makes your face look 2x wider. Those who say distortion is cope need their eyes checked
 
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Nigga Talks talks Talks but all hiding behind his computer
Didn't you literally run around begging mods to ban someone for getting a hold of your IG?
 
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tbh the first one is still more accurate cuz you dont have that lightning anywhere
 
Didn't you literally run around begging mods to ban someone for getting a hold of your IG?
No they had got the girl I was talking toy ig

also WHAT? Even if it was my ig WTF does that have to do with anything? I don’t hide my face are u retarded is English ur first language?
 
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lol i missed that
I did. that because of a girls ig and even if it was my ig what does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about hiding his face
 
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Just suck your cheecks in and squint as much as possible and have the worst quality so you can't even see shit and put the blame on lens distortion
 
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I did. that because of a girls ig and even if it was my ig what does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about hiding his face
i thought they posted your ig
 
You look okay in both
 
Just suck your cheecks in and squint as much as possible and have the worst quality so you can't even see shit and put the blame on lens distortion
U can see how much wider it looks
 
i thought they posted your ig
They also did but I made it private tho I don’t get the asociation he is trying to make one thing has nothing do do with my comment about anoright
 
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Chads can take a selfie photo and still look like chad
 
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Chads can take a selfie photo and still look like chad
the difference is minimised when ur lean but for fatcels the difference is stark. selfie processes the image as 2d so bones dont look defined if ur fat but vito basso and other chads like maher who take these selfies are lean and so their bone seperation jawline etc is captured well.

tldr jst be lean
 
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u look chink in 2nd pic ober
 

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