Selfie tips from the GOAT

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A downward angle can be incredibly flattering.
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Never be ashamed to take a dressing-room selfie.
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Speaking of shopping, selfies are a great way to vet shopping advice.
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And to see what your friends (and fans) are up to.
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Don’t be afraid to make unflattering faces—Lucky Blue Smith never worries about that and he seems to do just fine.
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Selfies are a sincere and heartfelt way to send seasonal salutations.
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And to make plans to meet up with friends.
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A mirror selfie can and should be a family affair (just ask any Kardashian).
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Lucky Blue is also collaborative and knows that it takes a village to keep him looking good. Kudos for giving credit where credit is due.
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Being friendly is also vitally important to selfie strategy.
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See?!?
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Don’t be afraid to experiment with different lighting—after all, what are filters for?
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Know that having other Insta-famous people in your selfies is essential, but exercise good judgment.
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Selfies are an excellent way to get outfit feedback.
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They’re also a great way to let people know that you’ve arrived someplace.
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Duckface is perfectly acceptable within reason.
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Blurriness can add an element of art house to your selfie; this will be a boon for all party pics.
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Shirtless selfies can be fun—make like Lucky Blue and tastefully angle your shot so you reveal just enough.
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Selfies can be a fun place to express your inner poet—let your caption rhymes loose!
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Siblings that selfie together stay together.
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Family first.
 

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Meanwhile truecels like me haven't taken selfies in years
 
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Just be a model bro!
 
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not a molecule
 
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i have no social media presence.
 
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First step: be a 6’3 supermodel
 
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Wow that foid really knows how to take good selfies!
 
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Have you seen his sisters? Really makes his first name "Lucky" quite symbolic.
He was discovered due to the fact that his sister was a model scoutee.
 
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i don’t know how to take a normal NT selfie.

The only selfies i take are autistic, “rate me” type of selfies
Bro it has to be in the moment don’t try just flip ur phone out and take it relaxed
 
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Is that you? I hope to wear yo skin mib roach type shit inn int

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i don’t know how to take a normal NT selfie.

The only selfies i take are autistic, “rate me” type of selfies
Here are visual examples of both NT and non - NT selfies. I hope it helps!
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i don’t know how to take a normal NT selfie.

The only selfies i take are autistic, “rate me” type of selfies
Brah, the whole thread is tailored to teach you take a good selfie.
Go take a gander at the pictures and yield some inspiration.
 
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Nice but you forgot the "be Lucky Blue Smith"
 
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Bro it has to be in the moment don’t try just flip ur phone out and take it relaxed
what moment? it’s hard to understand when to take a pic.

It’s never the moment imo
 
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Brah, the whole thread is tailored to teach you take a good selfie.
Go take a gander at the pictures and yield some inspiration.
yeah just be Chad6’3
 
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what moment? it’s hard to understand when to take a pic.

It’s never the moment imo
Omg u arab nigger just fucking take it whenever holy shit
 
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Not like ur height is visible when taking a pic. Also thought u was HTN, that is more than good enough.
i am but i’m also ultra insicure to post stuff cuz i got bullied a lot about it when younger.
Omg u arab nigger just fucking take it whenever holy shit
Fine you cumskin…

I’ll take some pics now that i’m going to lithuania and Instagrammaxx
 
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Bookmarked for inspo btw
 
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social media presence.

is this a thing among younger people (early 20s right now)? or just another projection of basement dwelling incels who get 99% of their interaction online?

i've never met a popular, gl person who was spamming their accounts with pics or bothering to be active on fb/ig at all. they usually have a private profile with maybe 200 followers
 
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is this a thing among younger people (early 20s right now)? or just another projection of basement dwelling incels who get 99% of their interaction online?

i've never met a popular, gl person who was spamming their accounts with pics or bothering to be active on fb/ig at all. they usually have a private profile with maybe 200 followers
idk, i have private and like 220 followers.

No pics, nothing. But you need them as an incel to make bitches atleast know you exist.
 
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No social media presence I take it?
what kind of autist does this apply to? imagine being a grown man and taking faggy selfies of yourself to get likes on instagram and shit

and then calling not doing this an incel trait
 
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what kind of autist does this apply to? imagine being a grown man and taking faggy selfies of yourself to get likes on instagram and shit

and then calling not doing this an incel trait
Having a social media presence is relevant to everyone up to 30, basically.
 
Having a social media presence is relevant to everyone up to 30, basically.
yeah so is having a body count over 5 to women under 30

these ninjas never listened to their parents advice clearly "if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?"
 
This applies to everyone. Being subchad doesn't mean you should give up!
you really think people would care about someone who is average?
 
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you really think people would care about someone who is average?
You really think people would care if you don't even make an effort?
 
You really think people would care if you don't even make an effort?
i make an effort irl but i just know that the hoes which i am mostly interested in would not give a shit about my selfies
 
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i make an effort irl but i just know that the hoes which i am mostly interested in would not give a shit about my selfies
It's never over. There's always a solution, if not many.
 
you think @mbolo likes lucky blue ?
 
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It's never over. There's always a solution, if not many.
idk bro, the competetion is too strong and sadly almost all the other options are better than me
 
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Considered geomaxxing?
unironically a good idea, the nords are next level. THEY ARE ALL TALL AND COMPLETELY SOFTMAXXED and minimum mtn + height
 
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unironically a good idea, the nords are next level. THEY ARE ALL TALL AND COMPLETELY SOFTMAXXED and minimum mtn + height
What race are you?
 
What race are you?
i am arab. but that is not the problem tho, i just got unfortunate genes i can show you if you want
 
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Lucky Blue Smith mogs soo hard
 
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