Selling off 70% of my time to a corporation every waking day so I can “retire” at 75

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Prøphet

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I can’t wait to have all the time and money I want when I’m 75 and in a wheelchair! Sounds like an excellent trade! I’m sure I will love to travel the world in leisure and finally have all my experiences then.

Are we serious?
 
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Retirement should be the other way around. Everybody receives a free universal salary from 18-30, then you’re forced to work until you die of old age.
 
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I can’t wait to have all the time and money I want when I’m 75 and in a wheelchair! Sounds like an excellent trade! I’m sure I will love to travel the world in leisure and finally have all my experiences then.
"retire" consult the population pyramid buddy we're not getting a pension
in fact we probably aren't making it to 75
there will likely be a world war in the next 50 years, major bioweapon pandemic(s), artificial superintelligence, runaway climate collapse.. billions WILL die
 
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"retire" consult the population pyramid buddy we're not getting a pension
in fact we probably aren't making it to 75
there will likely be a world war in the next 50 years, major bioweapon pandemic(s), artificial superintelligence, runaway climate collapse.. billions WILL die
True, it is genuinely scary looking at the demographics of the west. I could definitely see them manufacturing some bullshit war if it would make them a few cents.
 
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"retire" consult the population pyramid buddy we're not getting a pension
in fact we probably aren't making it to 75
there will likely be a world war in the next 50 years, major bioweapon pandemic(s), artificial superintelligence, runaway climate collapse.. billions WILL die
Maybe they’ll invent transhumanist immortality just so we can work for longer :lul:
 
Maybe they’ll invent transhumanist immortality just so we can work for longer :lul:
the elite are getting transhumanism, we're getting GoyPods where we get intravenous nutrient sludge and fentanyl whilst our synapses are used as compute for GPT-7
 
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Meanwhile HTBS get online simps or some betabuxx boyfriend to payroll their travels as young as 18. Seriously I've seen that so much, it's insane, 18-20 year old girls have travelled to 20+ countries like wtf? Meanwhile I've been stuck to my computer since I was 14. Thankfully I do make good money online whilst not working much, I don't even spend it on anything because I don't find any joy in doing anything that involves going outside, and I just reinvest it instead.
 
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Meanwhile HTBS get online simps or some betabuxx boyfriend to payroll their travels as young as 18. Seriously I've seen that so much, it's insane, 18-20 year old girls have travelled to 20+ countries like wtf? Meanwhile I've been stuck to my computer since I was 14. Thankfully I do make good money online whilst not working much, I don't even spend it on anything because I don't find any joy in doing anything that involves going outside, and I just reinvest it instead.
they've been prostitutes in 20+ countries*
if you had similarly low self respect and are a prettyboy in any sense there is a 50 year old gay man out there that would give you that treatment :lul:
 
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It’s incredibly fucking bleak

I’m regularly in awe at what a pathetic poor shadow of shit my life has become

Wake up, prep for work, commute, work, commute back, knock out necessary chores and errands, sleep

Forever
 

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