Semen Retention giving a nigga job offers

[blackazure88]

Whole year I've been cooming to the moon bro, job searching like crazy. Couldn't get shit. Rejected applications, no follow-ups, nada.

Now I'm on Day 7 SR and I finally got a job offer for an office administration gig but the location is too far lmaoo

Maybe I'm coping with this shit? Universe finally hearing a nigga out???

 

[Deleted member 30188]

I had a gas station burrito once and the next year was the worst of my life. are they connected?

too many questions, too little answers

 

[New Poster]

I won the lottery on nofap

 

[blackazure88]

I had a gas station burrito once and the next year was the worst of my life. are they connected?

too many questions, too little answers

You're hilarious man

 

[blackazure88]

I won the lottery on nofap

real shit nigga? On my maaaaaaaa you better not be lying cuh fr mayne

 

[Deleted member 25056]

life’s better on nofap semen has magical qualities or some shit.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

just coom™

 

[blackazure88]

life’s better on nofap semen has magical qualities or some shit.

I hope it is, I'm planning on going this whole month without cooming so that I go into next year with some good energy. I need that shit, can't be on some sad nigga shit. I'm ascending

 

[Deleted member 19911]

 

[blackazure88]

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The Magnifica Primus, though fallen
He rises his return to angelhood
To fight the injustice of the dark misery,
The World and the demon-whores that take flight

Chadiel: Chadicus-Maximus. The Prime!