[Serious] Genuinely need help with this ASAP

[eee_987]

I am under the age of any gun laws (16, and I don't want to wait till 18/21) and live in the U.S.

I am trying to obtain an assault rifle and its ammunition, fully unregistered and illegal. If not, any gun will do, such as a firearm, or even just something to kill myself with, such as a grenade (I can go ER with my car). I believe I am NTmaxxed and ogre enough to be able to communicate with any sorts of criminals who would do this kind of business with me, and not spook them off or some shit. Can someone point me in the right direction? (this is just a joke lol, im not planning to go er)

 

[jaw_is_law]

fully unregistered and illegal

Wait sir. are you aware that is against the law? That is in violation of the terms and conditions of this site, unfortunately I will have to report you to the proper authorities of this illegal activity you are trying to engage in.

 

[eee_987]

Wait sir. are you aware that is against the law? That is in violation of the terms and conditions of this site, unfortunately I will have to report you to the proper authorities of this illegal activity you are trying to engage in.

listen here you fucking kike, black herstory month is over and it's mental health month now, so let me tell you as a fucking mentalcel that I will fucking go ER, now someone, please help me out here

 

[Martyros]

Nice try FBI.

 

[Deleted member 21048]

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