[Serious] [Life-Threatening] - If I stop posting one day, this is why.

[ascension]

I have made too many enemies recently on .org, I know at least one of them will try to assassinate or torture me to death.
Here are some things I have done:

- Derailed countless threads with pointless memes
- Pissed off the Brit Incelcon gang (exposed forevergymcellings true ethnicity)
- Humiliated Crisick and drove him off the site
- Exposed Amnesia's finance larps
- Called out Salludon's frauding
- Photoshopped BULL's pics in humiliating ways
- Ripped off @ReadBooksEveryday 's font and text size
- Pissed off teencels who hate escortcelling
- Exposed Niko for being a cuck fraud
- Insulted sexhavers constantly and bullying them to tears

I am enlisting @Bozoogway to protect me (Mossad-maxxed 6'3 HTN mogger) but it might not be enough. We're up against organised criminal gangs here, such as the "Crisick Cartel of Chamonix" and "BULL's Sexy Sicilian Mafia"

One of the torture methods used by Crisick's cartel is forcing people to masturbate to his photoshopped pictures for days on end, until the person is driven totally insane and commits suicide of their own accord.

BULL's mafia has been known to suffocate victims to death with his used, unwashed underwear and socks.

Pray for us please

 

[GabachoCopium]

the opps finna slide on yo ass

 

[ascension]

@kebab @Eli @Erudición @deadmanwalking @Gengar @forevermirin @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturns @sportsmogger @Lynxress @Christiano @worldmog @Xangsane

 

[Bozoogway]

@kebab i will protect my friend in any cost, let's run a negotiation - i wanna make sure the bull's mafia is off his back.

 

[ascension]

@kebab i will protect my friend in any cost, let's run a negotiation - i wanna make sure the bull's mafia is off his back.

 

[plukee]

Over for you. Just enjoy whatever your last moments are in life and don’t rot on here

 

[Bozoogway]

Already made a phone call to senior baguette to take care of Crisick

 

[scrunchables]

@ascension has my blessing, do not harm this man

 

[ascension]

@ascension has my blessing, do not harm this man

I will sleep more comfortably tonight knowing I have the Black Hebrew Movement supporting me

 

[Deleted member 30679]

 

[kebab]

@ascension bro the Looks Mafia Asia has nothing against you. Idk about mutt branches tho.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

@ascension bro the Looks Mafia Asia has nothing against you. Idk about mutt branches tho.

The Asian mafia loves @ascension

 

[ascension]

Already made a phone call to senior baguette to take care of Crisick
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I fear that Senor Baguette might not be able to stop Crisick.

From my intelligence, I hear that he owns the entire French army and all their weapons. This is going to be a tough battle.

 

[kebab]

I fear that Senor Baguette might not be able to stop Crisick.

From my intelligence, I hear that he owns the entire French army and all their weapons. This is going to be a tough battle.

Honestly if he pulls out 2 phones its jova

 

[efidescontinuado]

Peak schizofrenia

 

[Bozoogway]

Peak schizofrenia

me looking for the schizofrenia:

 

[scrunchables]

Honestly if he pulls out 2 phones its jova

 

[Michael Myers]

@kebab @Eli @Erudición @deadmanwalking @Gengar @forevermirin @St.TikTokcel @mrriceguyreturns @sportsmogger @Lynxress @Christiano @worldmog @Xangsane

Mogs me.

 

[Bozoogway]

Mogs me.

bro survived israel attack and came back from palestine mirin

 

[Michael Myers]

bro survived israel attack and came back from palestine mirin

Israel would not attack me, I am a Mossad informant.

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Pissed off teencels who hate escortcelling

why would somebody hate escortcelling? Its the best part of my day!

 

[Michael Myers]

why would somebody hate escortcelling? Its the best part of my day!

Post your escortmaxxing experiences.

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Post your escortmaxxing experiences.

sure

 

[Michael Myers]

sure

 

[Deleted member 27066]

 

[ascension]

why would somebody hate escortcelling? Its the best part of my day!

Escortcelling is based

 

[deadmanwalking]

May Gandy bless you with life and peace

 

[infini]

YOu know it's bad when you're posting paranoid threads instead of slaying ones.

Meanwhile in that time I literally have been looksmaxxing...

As for the Brit Incelcon gang. I like to think I'm there secret weapon. Like the Green/ White Ranger or something...

Just lol if you're ever trying to intimidate me when I'm literally going for the job entitled Warfare Specalist. I know what being almost dead is like.

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Joined Mar 4, 2019

 

[Hardrada]

schizophrenics.org

 

[robtical]

Crisick is more skilled than the army. He was pro counter strike player.