Serious looksmaxing question, it's not a joke

[Marss]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

 

[Navity]

Yup, uh huh; Right on the money!!

 

[Goev Croft]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

u lied to me...

 

[ICL]

Blood flow -> maxillary projection?
chewing gum -> jaw symmetry achieved?

holy non sequitor

 

[ICL]

u lied to me...

What did bro do

 

[scorpion122]

do masai jumps while jestergooning and bonesmash optimally while ensuring maximum utilisation of thumb pulling

 

[76.1]

Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets?

your teeth will die

each thing you're planning on doing would realistically have terrible side effects

w troll

 

[Dizzle]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

it does but only if you slit your throat while doing it

 

[lookschan]

Ya, +you will look super cool while sleeping

 

[futureltn]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

eurika!!! also hang ur neck on a rope for neck curls to disintagrate ur hyoid

 

[height maxxer]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

You should have started doing this yesterday

 

[fcmygenetics]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

dont forget to masai jumps for height bra

 

[Ggnih]

If I sleep hanging upside down like a bat to increase facial blood flow, will it improve midface projection and eye area support or just accelerate my descent into goblin mode? Also considering chewing titanium to fix jaw asymmetry—thoughts on optimal reps/sets? Should I combine with mewing while wearing a weighted helmet for forward growth?

Get a rope around your neck to maximize decompression