[SERIOUS] WHAT DO YOU DO BEFORE A BIG DAY/NIGHT OUT?

[Deleted member 7076]

WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG EVENT AND WANT TO LOOK GOOD

Me personally, I:

• Take some niacin hours before, and make sure i get the flush. Then my skin will glow after the flush
• Do primal scream therapy, to make my voice temporarily deeper than usual
• Shower and let my hair dry naturally as opposed to with a towel
• Use jojoba oil on skin and skip sunscreen just for the day
• Face massages to remove any excess water in my face
• Use hair clay on my eyebrows to shape them
• Dehydrate myself to have better hollow cheeks than usual
• Mouth widening

why are u niggas JFL'ing? isn't this a lookmax forum?

 

[RODEBLUR]

never had a big night out in my life reported for bragging

 

[Deleted member 9003]

Autism

 

[Deleted member 7076]

never had a big night out in my life reported for bragging

srs?

Autism

just dont looksmax then idc

 

[RODEBLUR]

srs?

just dont looksmax then idc

nigga u give looksmax advice for events i'm never gonna have

it's like telling u what to do on your first day at nasa

 

[Deleted member 7076]

nigga u give looksmax advice for events i'm never gonna have

it's like telling u what to do on your first day at nasa

if i was u i would put all my willpower into getting to an event then

 

[RODEBLUR]

if i was u i would put all my willpower into getting to an event then

how would that work

 

[RODEBLUR]

srs?

just dont looksmax then idc

Yeah srs btw i thought u meant the don't looksmax part to me

 

[Deleted member 7076]

how would that work

go outside

ask friends to throw a party or ask if any parties are happening soon

 

[Deleted member 1507]

Do primal scream therapy, to make my voice temporarily deeper than usual

 

[RODEBLUR]

go outside

ask friends to throw a party or ask if any parties are happening soon

1. and then? lmao wtf do you expect happens if i step outside

also what friends? only friends i have are either online or from middle school who i haven't spoken to in ages

 

[Adriana Lima]

 

[Deleted member 7076]

1. and then? lmao wtf do you expect happens if i step outside

also what friends? only friends i have are either online or from middle school who i haven't spoken to in ages

brutal idk just get invited tbh

 

[Deleted member 7076]

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if it works then im going to gain whatever advantage i can jfl

 

[RODEBLUR]

brutal idk just get invited tbh

This hasn't happened in my entire life. Not even for a birthday as a child, even.

 

[Deleted member 1507]

Meanwhile Chad wakes up at 3 o'clock, takes a shit without wiping his ass, hops in the pants that he's been wearing for the past 2 weeks and comes back from the party with your oneitis gargling on his cock

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Meanwhile Chad wakes up at 3 o'clock, takes a shit without wiping his ass, hops in the pants that he's been wearing for the past 2 weeks and comes back from the party with your oneitis gargling on his cock

chad this chad that

i got my first threesome from doing this and it really isnt hard work whatsoever

 

[Deleted member 1507]

chad this chad that

i got my first threesome from doing this and it really isnt hard work whatsoever

What did the 2 other guys look like?

 

[quakociaptockh]

Unironically I apply soap to my face and let it dry. This is an emergency debloating that works good in short term. It has to be done well after oil was applies, or else it will just wash the oil.

DMAE also improves skin. Nofap at least 48 hours before is also legit.

Before night out I don't use anti-norwood, since it makes hair look much worse.

I also wash my mouth with hydrogen peroxide (few ml per cup). This makes the breath fresh for a long time, however doing it too often will irritate mucus membranes.

If you are on the more retarded side, then the day before you must eat only oats with cinammon. This makes farts not smelly at all, not joking .

 

[Lars]

 

[Lars]

But do you stop drinking to dehydrate or diuretics?

 

[JamesHowlett]

Shower, trim stubble, wear nice clothes.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

But do you stop drinking to dehydrate or diuretics?

just stop drinking

i tried diuretics once and my lips were super dry and it looked shit

 

[Lars]

just stop drinking

i tried diuretics once and my lips were super dry and it looked shit

When do you stop drinking?

 

[Deleted member 7076]

When do you stop drinking?

at least one day before

as long as it takes for ur pee to turn yellow

 

[patricknotstar]

WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG EVENT AND WANT TO LOOK GOOD

Me personally, I:

• Take some niacin hours before, and make sure i get the flush. Then my skin will glow after the flush
• Do primal scream therapy, to make my voice temporarily deeper than usual
• Shower and let my hair dry naturally as opposed to with a towel
• Use jojoba oil on skin and skip sunscreen just for the day
• Face massages to remove any excess water in my face
• Use hair clay on my eyebrows to shape them
• Dehydrate myself to have better hollow cheeks than usual
• Mouth widening

why are u niggas JFL'ing? isn't this a lookmax forum?

What is mouth widening