Sex and pizza have something in common - even when it's bad it's good .. there's no such thing as "bad sex" or "bad pizza"

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But it pales in comparison to drugs.

Drugs are always good. There are no 'bad drugs'. Drugs are always perfect
 
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I agree. But sex is never bad, neither is pizza! Both are good as fuck!
 
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I’ll take the pizza at this point.
 

no such thing as "bad sex" or "bad pizza"​

Ever had pineapple on pizza?
 
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There's no bad sex for men, just give me a hole and I'm set
 
Cope when I went to the US I ate the most vile pizza imaginable
 
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ive had some shitty pizza that I hate and wish i never ate it, from dominos.
 
Yes there is

Imagine her pussy stinks like a fish market
 
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This is one of the most common normie copes

Believe me, if you’ve had sex with enough people you’ve had some really bad sex
 
It totally depends. If it's a new chick then I mostly agree. But if it's a girl I've already hooked up with, and my performance was worse than what I usually bring, I'd perhaps prefer it if we didn't fuck. Also, it's a mess afterwards which shitty sex isn't worth. If you're talking about pure enjoyment in the act itself you might be right, but way too many chicks have shitty breath which decreases my enjoyment. None of my male friends have shitty breath, wtf is up with these girls?

Inb4 "You kissing your homies, bro?"
 
This is one of the most common normie copes

Believe me, if you’ve had sex with enough people you’ve had some really bad sex
It totally depends. If it's a new chick then I mostly agree. But if it's a girl I've already hooked up with, and my performance was worse than what I usually bring, I'd perhaps prefer it if we didn't fuck. Also, it's a mess afterwards which shitty sex isn't worth. If you're talking about pure enjoyment in the act itself you might be right, but way too many chicks have shitty breath which decreases my enjoyment. None of my male friends have shitty breath, wtf is up with these girls?

Inb4 "You kissing your homies, bro?"

What about pizza
 
pizza mogs ngl

such a fucking good cheat meal
 
i had terrible sex with 2psl indonesian fat chick from tinder in 2019

i literally felt depression afterwards and walked the streets in misery
 
What about pizza
Extremely soggy or wet pizza can actually be physically revolting. Or if it has some ingredient I don't like and wasn't prepared for like onions. But generally pizza is fire even if the quality is shit. I still think the pizza is tasty if it's somewhat over-/undercooked, the quality of the cheese is shit, the dough is not my preferred type etc.
 

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