she asked why i stabbed my bed

[Vermilioncore]

today we were talking about when we first met and she asked why I stabbed my bed I said “well I have a lot of knives, I don’t hunt or anything so I wanted to see what it’s like to use them” basically that’s what the truth was too

 

[The Grinch]

Cope, you never had a girlfriend. You’re alone and never speak to anyone. You wish you had these things but you don’t, so you try to live in a fantasy world.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Cope, you never had a girlfriend. You’re alone and never speak to anyone. You wish you had these things but you don’t, so you try to live in a fantasy world.

I exposed him for larping as a sex haver way back, but I didn't know he was a virgin.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I exposed him for larping as a sex haver way back, but I didn't know he was a virgin.

I’m not though lil guy

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I’m not though lil guy

Lil guy?? You look like Jesus' asexual niece!

 

[Vermilioncore]

Lil guy?? You look like Jesus' asexual niece!

Nah I look like the guy who fucked your mom and cucked your dad lil buddy

 

[Manletmachine]

Nah I look like the guy who fucked your mom and cucked your dad lil buddy

Lil? That’s crazy coming from a 5’6 mf

 

[Vermilioncore]

Lil? That’s crazy coming from a 5’6 mf

Aha you wish fat boy. I’m way taller than that. Keep crying for tatted scumbros tho