She-Hulk is pure garbage — I would've done it better

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

In the first episode - I made it to the bar scene and turned it off.

The way I would've done it.

So after she and daddy-Bruce have that car accident, SOMETHING HAPPENS. So she finds herself walking into a cliche barroom. No pants, no panties, shirt ripped, titties flapped out — big dark green hulk nipples. A gay guy sees her and yells, "Damn, look at those fucking nipples on that hulk-looking butch!"

The bartender screams, "Lady, get your woke lesbian hulk ass out of here!" Ugh. That makes her angrier — Hulk rage.

She calmly says, "I've come here to chew bubble gum and rape femboys, and I'm all out of bubble gum." She rushes to the faggot, and rips his jeans off angrily. His faggot pink boxers follow. But his 'for men's ass only' penis wouldn't erect. So she turns around and couch-cast her hulk-cheeks apart. It's a hairy man-looking ass. His fagster gets hard. But damn, his gaze wandered below and didn't see any balls hanging. The erection failed. Argh! She's really pissed off now. And because of that extreme hulk fury, she has a heart attack and dies.

The end.

See! I could've done that series in one episode. Okay. A TV movie. A series consists of multiple shows. Fine! A miniseries. So the next episode is her funeral. Bruce attends and cries like a big hulk woke bitch. Tony Stark shows up. The attendees are like, What the fuck? He died in infinity wars. Bruce confronts him. "Um, shouldn't you be dead?"

"Oh. Right. Um. Multiverse? Hello? Multiple mees, dipshit." Tony sarcastically says arrogantly.

"Oooh, that makes sense." Dipshit consented.

The end.

This fucking woke shit continues to ejaculate on us, and no producer will come to the rescue and save us from it! So, therefore, I will stop watching all TV.

'Quantum Leap' Trailer Jumps Straight Into an Explosive Reboot

The classic '90s time travel adventure gets an action-packed makeover on NBC and Peacock.

www.cnet.com

After I watch that.

See season 3 release date, plot, cast, and more

If you need to know the See season 3 release date and any more details about Jason Momoa's sci-fi series on Apple TV Plus, we've got you covered

www.thedigitalfix.com

And that.

Film Archives

The A.V. Club covers film, TV, music, games, books and more — pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.

www.avclub.com

And that.

Black Adam (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Fine! I'll endure the wokeness.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Just off that name alone, I knew it would be shit.

 

[khvirgin]

Life is much easier when you don't care about comics, disney movies, fantasy movies and start wars
No one will spoil something I like

 

[Will Blunderfield]

They already cucked hulk king before she hulk

It was doomed from the start

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Just off that name alone, I knew it would be shit.

Pure shit. I didn't even get to the judgment point of, "Ugh, lots of CGI here." Thus cartoons. Thus, fuck Hollywood.

Life is much easier when you don't care about comics, disney movies, fantasy movies and start wars
No one will spoil something I like

I have no choice.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

They already cucked hulk king before she hulk

It was doomed from the start

Pathetic, I know. He gave off coward-cuck-simp vibes in the car. My gut began turning. And when she got her greens and entered that bar - OVER.

 

[Will Blunderfield]

Pathetic, I know. He gave off coward-cuck-simp vibes in the car. My gut began turning. And when she got her greens and entered that bar - OVER.

MCU makes every masculine character a joke hulk Thor etc

Can’t have a physically strong man going beast mode

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

MCU makes every masculine character a joke hulk Thor etc

Can’t have a physically strong man going beast mode

The Boys are all they have left. Stallone's Amazon Prime one was, eh, okay.

 

[Chadeep]

Stan Lee