She saw my penis am I in big trouble?

[Deleted member 5189]

Ok so i'm 18 and here's the story, there' s this cute girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, she's so beautiful and she has really nice boobs, she always make my penis rock so hard in my class that makes me can't even focus on my boring teacher, So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her by beat up some cool guys in grade 11, after that i stared at her boobs, I became erection, then i pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the back so she could see my 4 inch penis, these other girls that have no boobs and ugly screamed oh my God!, screaming and pointing at my erected penis.

I stood up to tell them to shut up, but my big penis was still hanging out from my pants, the whole class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up and slapping my penis to her shoulder, this made it clear that I really wanted her to see and show some extra reactions of my penis.

But she screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed it and stuck up in my bum, it felt really good, then some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and squirt her right in the face, she ran out of the room crying out loud.

 

[Saoirsecel]

I dont even need to say anything, u already know what i mean

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Update: The teacher was shocked and i got sent to the office my penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, i was told by principal to pulled down my boxers as a punishment so everyone could see my penis clearly , i was stood there in front of the office with my penis full on display and started to swing away from the wind.

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Update: The teacher was shocked and i got sent to the office my penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, i was told by principal to pulled down my boxers as a punishment so everyone could see my penis clearly , i was stood there in front of the office with my penis full on display and started to swing away from the wind.

damn bro

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I dont even need to say anything, u already know what i mean

damn bro

Update 2: then classes ended and almost everybody in the school entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and start to laughing about it and now my penis is becoming popular

So I don't understand what happen, why are people so noisy , and why did that girl runaway? Is my penis too small or am i retarded

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Update 2: then classes ended and almost everybody in the school entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and start to laughing about it and now my penis is becoming popular

So I don't understand what happen, why are people so noisy , and why did that girl runaway? Is my penis too small or am i retarded

I you had big pp she would be dating you right now

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Ok larp

 

[DharkDC]

Ok so i'm 18 and here's the story, there' s this cute girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, she's so beautiful and she has really nice boobs, she always make my penis rock so hard in my class that makes me can't even focus on my boring teacher, So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her by beat up some cool guys in grade 11, after that i stared at her boobs, I became erection, then i pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the back so she could see my 4 inch penis, these other girls that have no boobs and ugly screamed oh my God!, screaming and pointing at my erected penis.

I stood up to tell them to shut up, but my big penis was still hanging out from my pants, the whole class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up and slapping my penis to her shoulder, this made it clear that I really wanted her to see and show some extra reactions of my penis.

But she screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed it and stuck up in my bum, it felt really good, then some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and squirt her right in the face, she ran out of the room crying out loud.

you're too low iq to do a level maths, larp

 

[Deleted member 5189]

you're too low iq to do a level maths, larp

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Help

 

[Enfant terrible]

ok

 

[Joe Yabuki]

funny thread OP

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Not reading essay made for random whore who rejected you due to your sub par face version 390333949

 

[Deleted member 4562]

I became erection

 

[Esteban1997]

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Update 2: then classes ended and almost everybody in the school entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and start to laughing about it and now my penis is becoming popular

So I don't understand what happen, why are people so noisy , and why did that girl runaway? Is my penis too small or am i retarded

Still waiting for dinosaurs update... You left us all hanging.

 

[TheChosenChad]

cant believe i read this shit jfl at my life man

 

[Deleted member 5189]

cant believe i read this shit jfl at my life man

Over 4u

 

[Coping_nope]

Update : Your oneitis eats your cum and it tasted like a posicle. She tried to stop herself but couldn't, ate all the cum. She wants you cum on her so he follows you. You being a gentleman wanna be in relship but she just sucks ur lollipop and uses u like a cum tap.

 

[Patient A]

Update: OP is homosexual

 

[Deleted member 1003]

 

[mogstar]

One of the few essays I have actually read, good thread OP

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Good thread @FastBananaCEO

 

[Deleted member 8576]

Another update when?

 

[faggotchadlite]

Ok so i'm 18 and here's the story, there' s this cute girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, she's so beautiful and she has really nice boobs, she always make my penis rock so hard in my class that makes me can't even focus on my boring teacher, So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her by beat up some cool guys in grade 11, after that i stared at her boobs, I became erection, then i pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the back so she could see my 4 inch penis, these other girls that have no boobs and ugly screamed oh my God!, screaming and pointing at my erected penis.

I stood up to tell them to shut up, but my big penis was still hanging out from my pants, the whole class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up and slapping my penis to her shoulder, this made it clear that I really wanted her to see and show some extra reactions of my penis.

But she screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed it and stuck up in my bum, it felt really good, then some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and squirt her right in the face, she ran out of the room crying out loud.

fuark , youre like a facebook curry that sends dick pics but in real life

 

[fukmylyf]

is this an Amnesia thread?

 

[Deleted member 5189]