She's Arresting You For Masturbating In Public, WYD?

[Slasher]

 

[onfiresems]

calling my lawyer

 

[traveler]

 

[hebbewem]

Following her to the police station

 

[Gonthar]

Just tell her: "I wasn't masturbating, I just had to scratch my penis, it was very itchy, I think it had a piece of lint stuck to it, under the foreskin or something, it was driving me crazy, I had to pull it out and look at it..."