She's Arresting You For Masturbating In Public, WYD?

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calling my lawyer
 
Following her to the police station
 
Just tell her: "I wasn't masturbating, I just had to scratch my penis, it was very itchy, I think it had a piece of lint stuck to it, under the foreskin or something, it was driving me crazy, I had to pull it out and look at it..."
 
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