BigJimsWornOutTires
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So me and my hoe out doing our thang, you know, Saturday thangs, and she be like, "I'm hungee!"
And I be like, "U knowsa gots to feeds the maza!"
And she be, "Yeah, that what I'm talking bout!" Then we both woof-woof-woof together while punching our fists into the air.
So we pulls over to a little grub shop and gets out feets in there. U feels me? We sit down and orrs. The skanky food hoe be telling me personal shit like, "Sir, would you like to order from our senior's menu?"
And I be like, "Why thank you, ma'am. We appreciate such splendid courtesy, and you're an angel for recognizing our epoch in this world." That bitch be smiles and shit! My hoe got PISSED, NIGGA!
So she be, "Excuse me, dear. The senior's menu, can we also use this toward the total." She be hand her a coup! It's a 20% off, nigga! WOOF-WOOF-WOOF!
But that shit aint no thang to the food hoe. She be, "Sorry, ma'am, but only one discount can be applied to your bill. Would you rather use the coupon since it's 5% more off than our 15% for seniors?"
DAMN, NIGGA! That hoe be matha-ma-tish our asses! I be like, "That'll be fine. Thank you much. And bless your heart."
So we orrs and eats our grub, its all good, nigga. I food you! Eh? Pun. Drops the mic.
And I be like, "U knowsa gots to feeds the maza!"
And she be, "Yeah, that what I'm talking bout!" Then we both woof-woof-woof together while punching our fists into the air.
So we pulls over to a little grub shop and gets out feets in there. U feels me? We sit down and orrs. The skanky food hoe be telling me personal shit like, "Sir, would you like to order from our senior's menu?"
And I be like, "Why thank you, ma'am. We appreciate such splendid courtesy, and you're an angel for recognizing our epoch in this world." That bitch be smiles and shit! My hoe got PISSED, NIGGA!
So she be, "Excuse me, dear. The senior's menu, can we also use this toward the total." She be hand her a coup! It's a 20% off, nigga! WOOF-WOOF-WOOF!
But that shit aint no thang to the food hoe. She be, "Sorry, ma'am, but only one discount can be applied to your bill. Would you rather use the coupon since it's 5% more off than our 15% for seniors?"
DAMN, NIGGA! That hoe be matha-ma-tish our asses! I be like, "That'll be fine. Thank you much. And bless your heart."
So we orrs and eats our grub, its all good, nigga. I food you! Eh? Pun. Drops the mic.
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