Shit Luck

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine if the odds you getting a super rare cancer were even more unlikely than winning the lottery, yet you somehow got such shit luck that you defied the odds and ended up getting that rare cancer but failed at ever winning even a scratch ticket lottery.

With such shit luck, you can’t help but smile, bust a fat load to some filthy unspeakable porn and get higher than a 747 and shrug. La vida loca pinche joto

 

[VV62]

Never understood why terminally ill cancer patients don't do hard drugs 24/7 tbh

 

[Iooksmax]

Welp bud I guess I can't help ya. You're S.O.L.

 

[otal_duu]

Imagine if the odds you getting a super rare cancer were even more unlikely than winning the lottery, yet you somehow got such shit luck that you defied the odds and ended up getting that rare cancer but failed at ever winning even a scratch ticket lottery.

With such shit luck, you can’t help but smile, bust a fat load to some filthy unspeakable porn and get higher than a 747 and shrug. La vida loca pinche joto

Damn
that’s tuff

 

[Vermilioncore]

Never understood why terminally ill cancer patients don't do hard drugs 24/7 tbh

That’s what I’d do. I’d do every drug known to man and hope to OD and see a high no one on earth has ever seen before call that shit buzz aldrin the way I be out this world

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Imagine if the odds you getting a super rare cancer were even more unlikely than winning the lottery, yet you somehow got such shit luck that you defied the odds and ended up getting that rare cancer but failed at ever winning even a scratch ticket lottery.

With such shit luck, you can’t help but smile, bust a fat load to some filthy unspeakable porn and get higher than a 747 and shrug. La vida loca pinche joto

Imagine me reading past the first word, imagine that.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine me reading past the first word, imagine that.

I am; a man sitting on the couch with an English stout in one hand, his phone in the other, with Fox News on the tv in the background. He clicks the text box and begins to type: “Imagine…”

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Cry me a river you demokkkrat