Shit shit, I'm fucked.

[ikramy]

Tell them I had a crazy wet dream and woke up to my cock hurting me,
They will assume you moved while sleeping

 

[fashioncel]

Tell them I had a crazy wet dream and woke up to my cock hurting me,
They will assume you moved while sleeping

No, I already told my mom I was awake.

 

[ikramy]

No, I already told my mom I was awake.

Say you were awake when it started hurting

 

[ikramy]

Also stop doing this retarded shit just buy a can of Pringles and 2 sponges and keep humping that as long as you want

 

[fashioncel]

Also stop doing this retarded shit just buy a can of Pringles and 2 sponges and keep humping that as long as you want

I'm gonna think about that.

 

[frayed]

doctors dude