zalcus
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Context: My class was going to a separate classroom to talk to some people who came to the school.
I usually use a bidet or atleast baby wipes while shitting, but beggars can’t be choosers. I checked my watch and we had 5 minutes before the class would leave, so I decided I could make it. That assumption could not have been farther from the truth. I found myself, 20 minutes later, still shitting. What’s worse is that this was the most poopy shit I have ever had. It took a lot of effort to clean myself.
So here I am checking the time, and I realize it’s been like 20 minutes since my class has left. I decided that it would be super awkward to go into the room after 20 minutes of the “restroom.” So, I took advantage of my weird blood vessels and I give myself a nosebleed. I went to the office and stalled there until class was over.
TLDR: took a big shit so I had to give myself a nosebleed to save myself from the embarrassment.
I usually use a bidet or atleast baby wipes while shitting, but beggars can’t be choosers. I checked my watch and we had 5 minutes before the class would leave, so I decided I could make it. That assumption could not have been farther from the truth. I found myself, 20 minutes later, still shitting. What’s worse is that this was the most poopy shit I have ever had. It took a lot of effort to clean myself.
So here I am checking the time, and I realize it’s been like 20 minutes since my class has left. I decided that it would be super awkward to go into the room after 20 minutes of the “restroom.” So, I took advantage of my weird blood vessels and I give myself a nosebleed. I went to the office and stalled there until class was over.
TLDR: took a big shit so I had to give myself a nosebleed to save myself from the embarrassment.
