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Shitmaxxing Guide: How To Take a Shit in Public Without Sound-
Ever need to take a shit in a shared public bathroom? Sitting, waiting until another shitter flushes their toilet for you to mask the sound of your rock-solid shit splashing into the water? The moments where time feels slow, and all you want is to have a silent shit that no one can hear.
If that sounds familiar, then this is the guide for you.
This method is now no longer gatekept by yours truly. I discovered this method similarly to when man discovered fire-through desperation. It was a desperate time where I was forced to create a solution.
The sounds that that gives you away is from one thing: The splash in the water. So how do we remove this sound? By removing the splash.
You cannot remove yourself.
You cannot remove the water.
You are both unstoppable forces.
So, the only thing that can be changed is the gap.
Here is a standard toilet setup
Water-Gap-You.
The goal of this guide is to eliminate that gap.
The solution-
You will be creating a safety net for your shit to land on. Every toilet room, space and area will have toilet paper. This is your material.
Grab a line of toilet paper and fold it
Do not scrunch it
Do not roll it
FOLD IT
You will need approximately 4 of these folded strips. Each strip should be about 5 sheets long, roughly 30cm/12 inches.
Once these 4 have been made you drop them into the toilet bowl, they will fall gentle and rest upon the water's surface.
HERE IS THE DESIRED OUTCOME.
Congratulations- you have just created your first shit safety net.
Now you can shit in peace with this BOTB guide.
Ever need to take a shit in a shared public bathroom? Sitting, waiting until another shitter flushes their toilet for you to mask the sound of your rock-solid shit splashing into the water? The moments where time feels slow, and all you want is to have a silent shit that no one can hear.
If that sounds familiar, then this is the guide for you.
This method is now no longer gatekept by yours truly. I discovered this method similarly to when man discovered fire-through desperation. It was a desperate time where I was forced to create a solution.
The sounds that that gives you away is from one thing: The splash in the water. So how do we remove this sound? By removing the splash.
You cannot remove yourself.
You cannot remove the water.
You are both unstoppable forces.
So, the only thing that can be changed is the gap.
Here is a standard toilet setup
Water-Gap-You.
The goal of this guide is to eliminate that gap.
The solution-
You will be creating a safety net for your shit to land on. Every toilet room, space and area will have toilet paper. This is your material.
Grab a line of toilet paper and fold it
Do not scrunch it
Do not roll it
FOLD IT
You will need approximately 4 of these folded strips. Each strip should be about 5 sheets long, roughly 30cm/12 inches.
Once these 4 have been made you drop them into the toilet bowl, they will fall gentle and rest upon the water's surface.
HERE IS THE DESIRED OUTCOME.
Congratulations- you have just created your first shit safety net.
Now you can shit in peace with this BOTB guide.
