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This is a shitpost

What?

Smiles and winks back

Who the fuck do you think you are?
 
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Fucks wrong with this nigga.
 
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you da next @UndiagnosedSchizo bhai:animeWow:
 
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Being 5’7 is really fucking with you
 
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chang cypionate said:
Fucks wrong with this nigga.
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you goofy clown you wake up and your brain start running in tiny circles like a lost rat in a cold drain you got two crumbs and call it a mind every word you type look like it got lost on the way to a real thought your head got more dust than a long dead attic and your ideas crawl slower than a tired slug on wet stone you ask what wrong like you got any right to act shocked when your own mind look like an empty room with one chair and that chair broke years ago you built like a bad rumor and think like a cracked can rolling down a dark road all night making noise and saying nothing your logic got hit by a bus then ran into a wall then took a nap in a ditch your neurons in there playing cards and eating glue while the last sane cell packs a bag and runs away your skull just a lonely cave where echoes argue with one another and no one wins you got the aura of stale air and old socks your thoughts got all the grace of a shopping cart with one tiny wheel going wild your messages read like a pigeon tap danced on a keypad during a rain storm and even the pigeon would look down in shame you stand there with that puzzled look like a cartoon raccoon digging in trash at dawn hoping to locate one shiny idea but all you pull out is more garbage and a banana skin your mind a haunted mall where every store shut down and the lights hum all night to no onekeep asking silly things king of dust lord of static emperor of empty noise your crown made of soda tabs and your throne is a wobbly lawn chair in an alley your grand plan is three rocks and a stick and even the stick wants outyou are a walking typo a noisy sock a cardboard legend a bargain bin mystery a wet sandwich at noon a long hallway with no doors a drum solo in a library a kite in a cave a paper crown in a rain storm a goose wearing one shoe and yelling at the moonevery time you type a new star goes dim and a turtle sighs in the mud somewhere far away the clouds gather not in anger but in second hand embarrassment the wind changes course to avoid hearing your next idea and the walls lean away to protect their paint so keep going mighty walnut brain keep rolling downhill with all the dignity of a trash can on ice keep shouting into the void while the void puts on earmuffs and walks away you cosmic joke you dusty goblin you grand duke of nonsense you eternal parade of misplaced confidence
 
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astatin said:
you goofy clown you wake up and your brain start running in tiny circles like a lost rat in a cold drain you got two crumbs and call it a mind every word you type look like it got lost on the way to a real thought your head got more dust than a long dead attic and your ideas crawl slower than a tired slug on wet stone you ask what wrong like you got any right to act shocked when your own mind look like an empty room with one chair and that chair broke years ago you built like a bad rumor and think like a cracked can rolling down a dark road all night making noise and saying nothing your logic got hit by a bus then ran into a wall then took a nap in a ditch your neurons in there playing cards and eating glue while the last sane cell packs a bag and runs away your skull just a lonely cave where echoes argue with one another and no one wins you got the aura of stale air and old socks your thoughts got all the grace of a shopping cart with one tiny wheel going wild your messages read like a pigeon tap danced on a keypad during a rain storm and even the pigeon would look down in shame you stand there with that puzzled look like a cartoon raccoon digging in trash at dawn hoping to locate one shiny idea but all you pull out is more garbage and a banana skin your mind a haunted mall where every store shut down and the lights hum all night to no onekeep asking silly things king of dust lord of static emperor of empty noise your crown made of soda tabs and your throne is a wobbly lawn chair in an alley your grand plan is three rocks and a stick and even the stick wants outyou are a walking typo a noisy sock a cardboard legend a bargain bin mystery a wet sandwich at noon a long hallway with no doors a drum solo in a library a kite in a cave a paper crown in a rain storm a goose wearing one shoe and yelling at the moonevery time you type a new star goes dim and a turtle sighs in the mud somewhere far away the clouds gather not in anger but in second hand embarrassment the wind changes course to avoid hearing your next idea and the walls lean away to protect their paint so keep going mighty walnut brain keep rolling downhill with all the dignity of a trash can on ice keep shouting into the void while the void puts on earmuffs and walks away you cosmic joke you dusty goblin you grand duke of nonsense you eternal parade of misplaced confidence
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Lifetime VIP for any nigga who read this whole thing:feelswhat:
 
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Revan said:
Genuinely what does this have to do with anything?
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I mog you
IMG 1797
 
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Revan said:
Fucking faggot nigger:loliTriggered:

Nigga also joined later than me and thinks he is better than me:lul:
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I have infinite more posts than you
 
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Revan said:
Genuine question, why did you delete your 40k post account just to come back 3 months later?
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3months is a long time tbh.

And org is addicting
 
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Then i walk in
 
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