Shitposting MEGATHREAD

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

never get up

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

almost 3pm bruh

 

[notsocommonthumb]

A crazy wasted guy broke into my house several years ago. He had a knife and was threatening me. My young brother and I were the only ones home. I heard noise in my house and grabbed a baseball bat I keep under my bed and went to investigate thinking it was probably nothing. The guy came at me yelling incoherently and almost as a reflex I cracked on top his head with the bat. I think my adrenaline must have put more into the strike than I thought I was doing and the guy dropped immediately. I called the police and they arrived quickly but he was already gone. Crushed skull. I still have nightmares fairly often but can't picture how else it would have ended without me and possibly my brother being attacked.

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[scrunchables]

We wuz bumping n shut

 

[Starfishcel]

A crazy wasted guy broke into my house several years ago. He had a knife and was threatening me. My young brother and I were the only ones home. I heard noise in my house and grabbed a baseball bat I keep under my bed and went to investigate thinking it was probably nothing. The guy came at me yelling incoherently and almost as a reflex I cracked on top his head with the bat. I think my adrenaline must have put more into the strike than I thought I was doing and the guy dropped immediately. I called the police and they arrived quickly but he was already gone. Crushed skull. I still have nightmares fairly often but can't picture how else it would have ended without me and possibly my brother being attacked.

he just wanted to say hi

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

it's broken

 

[notsocommonthumb]

he just wanted to say hi

It was the night before my family was planning to leave early in the morning for a trip, i dreamed that i heard my alarm going off and i woke up and couldn't open my eyes or move at all. I was laying on my back, which was strange since 99.9% of the time I sleep on my side. then i felt someone shaking my leg. I thought someone was waking me up so we could leave for our trip, but i couldn't get up. I was so stressed out that i was making everyone late and someone was shaking me harder and harder.
then i was able to open my eyes and move. nobody was there. it was 2am, we weren't leaving until 6am.
sometimes i wonder if it was him that day

 

[Starfishcel]

It was the night before my family was planning to leave early in the morning for a trip, i dreamed that i heard my alarm going off and i woke up and couldn't open my eyes or move at all. I was laying on my back, which was strange since 99.9% of the time I sleep on my side. then i felt someone shaking my leg. I thought someone was waking me up so we could leave for our trip, but i couldn't get up. I was so stressed out that i was making everyone late and someone was shaking me harder and harder.
then i was able to open my eyes and move. nobody was there. it was 2am, we weren't leaving until 6am.
sometimes i wonder if it was him that day

it was the hat man

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

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[Starfishcel]

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he is real

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

"Have you seen this man?"

 

[Starfishcel]

Monsters, Demons, and Jinn — Oh, My!​

 

[Starfishcel]

 

[Starfishcel]

visitors from another planet??

 

[Starfishcel]

visitors from another planet??

very confusing how people say different shit

 

[Starfishcel]

very confusing how people say different shit

i heard it could be moloch

 

[Starfishcel]

i heard it could be moloch

but he was nice to some people??

 

[Starfishcel]

but he was nice to some people??

must be a bunch of different people but they look the exact same for some reason

 

[Starfishcel]

must be a bunch of different people but they look the exact same for some reason

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[Starfishcel]

The hat man usually arives when something bad is about to happen

 

[Starfishcel]

The hat man usually arives when something bad is about to happen

or if you're in the middle of something bad happening like depression or parent divorce

 

[Starfishcel]

or if you're in the middle of something bad happening like depression or parent divorce

one time he visited a boy and tapped his thumb then he got diabetes the next day

 

[Starfishcel]

one time he visited a boy and tapped his thumb then he got diabetes the next day

maybe it's a time traveller

 

[Starfishcel]

maybe it's a time traveller

my auntie's baby was visited by shadow people they caugght it on camera

 

[Starfishcel]

my auntie's baby was visited by shadow people they caugght it on camera

i wonder what they want? who exactly are they?

 

[Starfishcel]

i wonder what they want? who exactly are they?

they are trying to curse the babies

 

[Starfishcel]

they are trying to curse the babies

i was told when i was younger i used to point at a wall and say "boy" "boy" "boy" over and over

 

[Starfishcel]

i was told when i was younger i used to point at a wall and say "boy" "boy" "boy" over and over

i don't remember it but i wonder what i saw or was i just being weird?

 

[Starfishcel]

i don't remember it but i wonder what i saw or was i just being weird?

shit was crazy used to go through hell in that place

 

[Starfishcel]

shit was crazy used to go through hell in that place

im traumatized ngl

 

[Starfishcel]

charger plugged in

 

[Starfishcel]

im i already in hell? am i going to another hell when i die? im afraid to find out

 

[Starfishcel]

I LIVE UNDER A ROCK

 

[Starfishcel]

i see myself as the real life patrick star because im stupid because of my autism

 

[Starfishcel]

i see myself as the real life patrick star because im stupid because of my autism

my parents should have never had children FUCKKK

 

[Starfishcel]

my parents should have never had children FUCKKK

all this just for nothing

 

[Starfishcel]

all this just for nothing

ban people with shit genetics from having children

 

[Starfishcel]

ban people with shit genetics from having children

especially women because it's not like men with shit genetics have a chance these days

 

[Starfishcel]

especially women because it's not like men with shit genetics have a chance these days

i support abortion

 

[Starfishcel]

i support abortion

it's better to die in the womb than be placed on this earth

 

[Starfishcel]

it's better to die in the womb than be placed on this earth

i went through torture for no reason

 

[Starfishcel]

i went through torture for no reason

just to end up as a useless autistic retard with mental problems