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A crazy wasted guy broke into my house several years ago. He had a knife and was threatening me. My young brother and I were the only ones home. I heard noise in my house and grabbed a baseball bat I keep under my bed and went to investigate thinking it was probably nothing. The guy came at me yelling incoherently and almost as a reflex I cracked on top his head with the bat. I think my adrenaline must have put more into the strike than I thought I was doing and the guy dropped immediately. I called the police and they arrived quickly but he was already gone. Crushed skull. I still have nightmares fairly often but can't picture how else it would have ended without me and possibly my brother being attacked.
 
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notsocommonthumb said:
A crazy wasted guy broke into my house several years ago. He had a knife and was threatening me. My young brother and I were the only ones home. I heard noise in my house and grabbed a baseball bat I keep under my bed and went to investigate thinking it was probably nothing. The guy came at me yelling incoherently and almost as a reflex I cracked on top his head with the bat. I think my adrenaline must have put more into the strike than I thought I was doing and the guy dropped immediately. I called the police and they arrived quickly but he was already gone. Crushed skull. I still have nightmares fairly often but can't picture how else it would have ended without me and possibly my brother being attacked.
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he just wanted to say hi
 
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it's broken :fuk:
 
Starfishcel said:
he just wanted to say hi
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It was the night before my family was planning to leave early in the morning for a trip, i dreamed that i heard my alarm going off and i woke up and couldn't open my eyes or move at all. I was laying on my back, which was strange since 99.9% of the time I sleep on my side. then i felt someone shaking my leg. I thought someone was waking me up so we could leave for our trip, but i couldn't get up. I was so stressed out that i was making everyone late and someone was shaking me harder and harder.
then i was able to open my eyes and move. nobody was there. it was 2am, we weren't leaving until 6am.
sometimes i wonder if it was him that day
 
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notsocommonthumb said:
It was the night before my family was planning to leave early in the morning for a trip, i dreamed that i heard my alarm going off and i woke up and couldn't open my eyes or move at all. I was laying on my back, which was strange since 99.9% of the time I sleep on my side. then i felt someone shaking my leg. I thought someone was waking me up so we could leave for our trip, but i couldn't get up. I was so stressed out that i was making everyone late and someone was shaking me harder and harder.
then i was able to open my eyes and move. nobody was there. it was 2am, we weren't leaving until 6am.
sometimes i wonder if it was him that day
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it was the hat man
 
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"Have you seen this man?"
 

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visitors from another planet??
 
The hat man usually arives when something bad is about to happen
 
Starfishcel said:
The hat man usually arives when something bad is about to happen
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or if you're in the middle of something bad happening like depression or parent divorce
 
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or if you're in the middle of something bad happening like depression or parent divorce
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one time he visited a boy and tapped his thumb then he got diabetes the next day
 
Starfishcel said:
i was told when i was younger i used to point at a wall and say "boy" "boy" "boy" over and over
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i don't remember it but i wonder what i saw or was i just being weird?
 
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im i already in hell? am i going to another hell when i die? im afraid to find out
 
I LIVE UNDER A ROCK
 
i see myself as the real life patrick star because im stupid because of my autism
 
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