Shittin hard rn help

[Deleted member 160598]

My stomach hurts and my phone is at 3%

Help

 

[Psocho]

nigga what do you want us to do

 

[BigBallsLarry]

i was shitting aswell around 2 minutes ago. was tough, i had to push extremely hard. i guess that's what 200g of protein does.

 

[Deleted member 160598]

i was shitting aswell around 2 minutes ago. was tough, i had to push extremely hard. i guess that's what 200g of protein does.

Ate 2 sandwiches w tuna and salami it makes sense

 

[Deleted member 160598]

@sillybilly @pashanimair @aviar @Arbuscular @sexisdeath help

 

[Deleted member 160598]

@registerfasterusing @2vi_ls
@natelma0

 

[Psocho]

@sillybilly @pashanimair @aviar @Arbuscular @sexisdeath help

@registerfasterusing @2vi_ls
@natelma0

tagging the whole forum bc hes shitting bricks

 

[Deleted member 160598]

tagging the whole forum bc hes shitting bricks

I need help rn

 

[Deleted member 160598]

Fuck its at 2 porcent

 

[Johan]

come on baby push i believe in you

 

[sexisdeath]

just shit bhai

 

[Deleted member 160598]

come on baby push i believe in you

Thx

 

[sexisdeath]

come on baby push i believe in you

the other gif was better

 

[Psocho]

just shit bhai

just shit theory

 

[Deleted member 160598]

FUAAARK ITS AT 1

 

[Deleted member 160598]

Brb my phone is gon die

 

[Johan]

the other gif was better

i get bored of avis so easily ill bring it back in a day or two tho

 

[sillybilly]

Ate 2 sandwiches w tuna and salami it makes sense

tuna and salami???
thats so grose

 

[Deleted member 178241]

My stomach hurts and my phone is at 3%

Help

do you want us to dig the shit out of your ass what are we gonna do

 

[Deleted member 160598]

tuna and salami???
thats so grose

Update
I just shat (mashallah)

Buh my asshole still hurts from the sheer amount of force output by the bricks i shat and my tummy still hurts

 

[Deleted member 160598]

do you want us to dig the shit out of your ass what are we gonna do

Yh
You're funny

Congrats on 500 posts btw

 

[Deleted member 160598]

@asdvek @IraniancelV2 does eating bull testicles prevent it?

 

[Leo]

Bro yk the feeling when you shit and it gets stuck in the ass hair and it dries so you have to fucking scrape it off but it hurts so much cause you actually just rip off the ass hair to get rid of the shit and it still is some left after you are done wiping so it itches for like the entire day?

 

[Deleted member 160598]

Bro yk the feeling when you shit and it gets stuck in the ass hair and it dries so you have to fucking scrape it off but it hurts so much cause you actually just rip off the ass hair to get rid of the shit and it still is some left after you are done wiping so it itches for like the entire day?

Fr, and because u don't have ass hair sweat runs down yo leg

 

[Deleted member 178241]

Yh
You're funny

Congrats on 500 posts btw

thank you bp_framepill78 put my blood sweat and tears into getting 500 posts

 

[2vi]

@registerfasterusing @2vi_ls
@natelma0

nigger youre not gonna die just push it out

 

[Deleted member 160598]

nigger youre not gonna die just push it out

I did but my hole is weak and hurts

Like my tummy

 

[Deleted member 129952]

My stomach hurts and my phone is at 3%

Help

Bro same for me atm

 

[sillybilly]

Update
I just shat (mashallah)

Buh my asshole still hurts from the sheer amount of force output by the bricks i shat and my tummy still hurts

WHY ARE YOU EATING TUNA AND SALAMI DUDEEE
did it atleast taste good??

 

[fluxx]

My stomach hurts and my phone is at 3%

Help

just push harder than ever

 

[Deleted member 160598]

@

WHY ARE YOU EATING TUNA AND SALAMI DUDEEE
did it atleast taste good??

Its fantastic
But salami gave me diarrhea (fuck carnivore primal diet)

 

[sillybilly]

@

Its fantastic
But salami gave me diarrhea (fuck carnivore primal diet)

''salami'' ''carnivore primal diet''

 

[2vi]

@

Its fantastic
But salami gave me diarrhea (fuck carnivore primal diet)

did this nigga just say salami ans carnivore diet

 

[Deleted member 160598]

did this nigga just say salami ans carnivore diet

I mean salami=meat

 

[2vi]

I mean salami=meat
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its like 10% meat

 

[Deleted member 208062]

My stomach hurts and my phone is at 3%

Help

Water, you eat too much fiber.

 

[Deleted member 160598]

Water, you eat too much fiber.

I don't eat fiber
I eat tasty bread