shitting and wiping ass is primitive and time consuming

[looksmaxxed]

considering that it's a problem that has plagued humanity for as long as we've existed why hasn't it been solved yet?

there's no greater impetus for teleportation technology i can think of

should new technology and innovation be made to make colostomy bags more mainstream, efficient, and hygienic?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Bidet

 

[Deleted member 15827]

Nah. Shitting and smelling the rotten curry sulfur flirt with your nostrils is not something I want to give up and your stomach feeling empty af after a shit is satisfying

 

[Deleted member 16833]

Teleportation as in have the shit be teleported from the colon to somewhere else?
Where would the feces go?

 

[hebbewem]

Nah it should stay the same

 

[Offensive Bias]

Teleportation as in have the shit be teleported from the colon to somewhere else?
Where would the feces go?

Idk your mouth maybe?

 

[Salieri]

Teleportation as in have the shit be teleported from the colon to somewhere else?
Where would the feces go?

into the toilet

 

[Deleted member 16833]

Idk your mouth maybe?

Fuck you nigger

 

[Lygodactylus]

It's funny because it's true

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Fuck you nigger

 

[isis_Bleach]

considering that it's a problem that has plagued humanity for as long as we've existed why hasn't it been solved yet?

there's no greater impetus for teleportation technology i can think of

should new technology and innovation be made to make colostomy bags more mainstream, efficient, and hygienic?

I’ve no ass don’t need to wipe

 

[isis_Bleach]

considering that it's a problem that has plagued humanity for as long as we've existed why hasn't it been solved yet?

there's no greater impetus for teleportation technology i can think of

should new technology and innovation be made to make colostomy bags more mainstream, efficient, and hygienic?

This nigga never fails to disappoint me
Btw bro my mom reads this site and told me your posts creep her out
Anyways changing colonoscopy bag will be more time consuming Than wiping your ass
The answer is for humans to evolve no ass
Humans are the only species with a full fledged ass with cheeks, and therefore the only known species to wipe their ass. Crazy tbh

 

[Deleted member 19499]

I love shitting too much to give it up, just like eating.

 

[Clark69]

You don't need to wipe on a carnivore diet, srs. Only eat animal foods, and your shit will come out very easily leaving no trace on your asshole