Shitting at the gym sucks

[vvvx33]

Couldn’t hold it man

 

[CheezyPoof]

shitting any place but home sucks. In fact peeing too, I always get nervous having to use the urinals but sometimes all the stalls are occupied so you either have to stand there awkwardly waiting not knowing what to do with yourself (besides all people will then think you’re going to take a shit), or you have to just go piss in a urinal. Sometimes I will do it if there are at least a few free so you don’t stand next to someone but then I’ll just be praying nobody will come stand next to me which of course sometimes happens. So I will just be standing there awkwardly pretending to be pissing even though it’s totally silent because I’m too nervous and nothing will come out. Some people might even be waiting for you to be done if it’s crowded so then i might just zip up and walk away in embarrassment without having pissed. Then you get back to where you came from eg your family at the restaurant and you still have to piss like hell but you still have to pretend you already pissed. Or if it’s really bad you will be forced to go again and everyone will think you’re a weirdo like didn’t you just go 5 minutes ago?? (Probably they still think you also have to take a dump) then if you are really cursed the whole scenario just repeats again

I try to think of the Niagara Falls with my eyes closed usually but it doesn’t always work.

Another thing: why did Americans invent stalls with massive gaps between the door and the stall so people can see right through while you’re taking a shit?

 

[Goyausaurus]

shitting any place but home sucks. In fact peeing too, I always get nervous having to use the urinals but sometimes all the stalls are occupied so you either have to stand there awkwardly waiting not knowing what to do with yourself (besides all people will then think you’re going to take a shit), or you have to just go piss in a urinal. Sometimes I will do it if there are at least a few free so you don’t stand next to someone but then I’ll just be praying nobody will come stand next to me which of course sometimes happens. So I will just be standing there awkwardly pretending to be pissing even though it’s totally silent because I’m too nervous and nothing will come out. Some period might even be waiting for you to be done if it’s crowded so then i might just zip up and walk away in embarrassment without having pissed. Then you get back to where you came from eg your family at the restaurant and you still have to piss like hell but you still have to pretend you already pissed. Or if it’s really bad you will be forced to go again and everyone will think you’re a weirdo like didn’t you just go 5 minutes ago?? (Probably they still think you also have to take a dump) then if you are really cursed the whole scenario just repeats again

I try to think of the Niagara Falls with my eyes closed usually but it doesn’t always work.

Another thing: why did Americans invent stalls with massive gaps between the door and the stall so people can see right through while you’re taking a shit?

DNR way to long

 

[Kelner]

Couldn’t hold it man

Just shit your pants next time toilets arent made to be shit on

 

[vvvx33]

shitting any place but home sucks. In fact peeing too, I always get nervous having to use the urinals but sometimes all the stalls are occupied so you either have to stand there awkwardly waiting not knowing what to do with yourself (besides all people will then think you’re going to take a shit), or you have to just go piss in a urinal. Sometimes I will do it if there are at least a few free so you don’t stand next to someone but then I’ll just be praying nobody will come stand next to me which of course sometimes happens. So I will just be standing there awkwardly pretending to be pissing even though it’s totally silent because I’m too nervous and nothing will come out. Some people might even be waiting for you to be done if it’s crowded so then i might just zip up and walk away in embarrassment without having pissed. Then you get back to where you came from eg your family at the restaurant and you still have to piss like hell but you still have to pretend you already pissed. Or if it’s really bad you will be forced to go again and everyone will think you’re a weirdo like didn’t you just go 5 minutes ago?? (Probably they still think you also have to take a dump) then if you are really cursed the whole scenario just repeats again

I try to think of the Niagara Falls with my eyes closed usually but it doesn’t always work.

Another thing: why did Americans invent stalls with massive gaps between the door and the stall so people can see right through while you’re taking a shit?

Did read valid af, at school I leave without peeing a lot of the time