shoplifting tipps for eu?

[yurr burr]

wanna get some perfume and sell it

 

[Nathan Fielder]

@134applesauce456

 

[Frenulum]

buy yourself multiple 5ml perfume bottles and then go to the store and fill them up with perfume

 

[yurr burr]

@134applesauce456

who is that

 

[yurr burr]

buy yourself multiple 5ml perfume bottles and then go to the store and fill them up with perfume

have u ever tried this?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

who is that

That guy is a pro!

 

[Frenulum]

have u ever tried this?

Nope, but aslong as you dont get caught it should work, just act like you are spraying the perfume onto your wrist, even tho you are spraying it into the bottle

 

[Tttopgtoni]

Wear a coat and sneak a perfume into the arm

 

[stonecold trucel]

just take it ig

 

[boostlock]

sperg

 

[yurr burr]

BUMP

 

[snotdropper]

wanna get some perfume and sell it

Grab some tinfoil and/or a backpack lined with tinfoil or some other metal surface. Drop a phone in the bag and try calling it, if it fails - that's good. you can also ball with just a ball of tinfoil, no bag.

Load one of those carts you hold in the hand full of shit, and spend a ton of time testing out perfumes. Usually there are employees near the perfumery, instructed to practically pester you with suggestions to either get you to buy more, or to indirectly sus you out for potentially stealing (they are well aware).

Bring a friend that will either be a bigger nuisance to the employees than you are, or distract them yourself somehow. As soon as the isle is clear, drop the perfume in the cart and hide it at the very bottom.

Dip to the back of the store and either wrap the item up in foil, or drop it in your isolated bag. You have no time to pick and peel stickers and fuck with security tags, so just skip that altogether by wrapping the item. This also ensures you won't trip any alarms by simply leaving.

DON'T ACT LIKE A FUCKING SPERG. AND DON'T BRING A SPERG WITH YOU. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT.

Also, avoid shopping malls as they usually have better cameras and active security. Hit neighborhood drugstore chains instead (shittier perfumes, but you'll find some gems there too)

 

[snotdropper]

buy yourself multiple 5ml perfume bottles and then go to the store and fill them up with perfume

Too much time to fill them up, and most employees orbit the perfume area heavily, You gotta be in and out quickly. Won't make much money off of 5ml bottles either (since people regularly sell fake perfumes labeled as real with these little decant bottles).

OP, you can buy nearly empty perfumes with boxes on marketplaces and fill them with off brand cheap clones of the same perfume. Hardly more illegal than stealing the perfumes outright lol

 

[Frenulum]

Too much time to fill them up, and most employees orbit the perfume area heavily, You gotta be in and out quickly. Won't make much money off of 5ml bottles either (since people regularly sell fake perfumes labeled as real with these little decant bottles).

OP, you can buy nearly empty perfumes with boxes on marketplaces and fill them with off brand cheap clones of the same perfume. Hardly more illegal than stealing the perfumes outright lol

bookmarked, even if i wont ever do this, id rather rob someone

 

[MLP]

this is just depressing bro

 

[yurr burr]

Too much time to fill them up, and most employees orbit the perfume area heavily, You gotta be in and out quickly. Won't make much money off of 5ml bottles either (since people regularly sell fake perfumes labeled as real with these little decant bottles).

OP, you can buy nearly empty perfumes with boxes on marketplaces and fill them with off brand cheap clones of the same perfume. Hardly more illegal than stealing the perfumes outright lol

yo you are the goat genuinely thx for your high iq comments