Shopping with gooks

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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always bring a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
 
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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always being a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
this thread doesnt feel real
 
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Mog your gook children for me
 
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I love this man
 
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Never disrespect gooks again
 
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start teaching that bitch ass nigga chess, piano etc. so he can print money and fame in the future
 
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Mog your gook children for me
My first born will mog me for sure I already know. Hopefully we can have some more.

Life has been stressful for both of us coming to America. Family members begging for us to live with them then kicking us out a month later. When our boy was born he we had been living at the fucking Red Roof Inn for the past two weeks. Most people have a support network when returning home from years of being an expat but I've got absolutely nobody in USA. We've never once had grandparents or anyone to babysit our kid even though the family I came from live only 10 minutes away. Dealing with that and immigration.
 
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Why is that
Elliot Rodger singlehandedly destroyed all credibility that Hapas had on these silly little websites

Look at (modern) dating app muh "statistics" or observe your local hapa (at least in my case, based on my observations), they all mostly like 5'9 to 5'11 and do fine with women, hapas aren't really incels or horrifically ugly, maybe unless their dad was a 5'6 balding white guy + a 5'2 chopped seamonkey.
 
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Elliot Rodger singlehandedly destroyed all credibility that Hapas had on these silly little websites

Look at (modern) dating app muh "statistics" or observe your local hapa (at least in my case, based on my observations), they all mostly like 5'9 to 5'11 and do fine with women, hapas aren't really incels or horrifically ugly, maybe unless their dad was a 5'6 balding white guy + a 5'2 chopped seamonkey.
Muh
 
start teaching that bitch ass nigga chess, piano etc. so he can print money and fame in the future
He's gonna focus upon learning to read English and Pinyin for the next few months. Fuck learning the names of any of the stupid letters. He can learn what their names are after he learns to read.
 
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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always bring a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
Is that your family?
 
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This post is like finding a fish on land, at last, an actual incel among the sea of larps
 
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Elliot Rodger singlehandedly destroyed all credibility that Hapas had on these silly little websites

Look at (modern) dating app muh "statistics" or observe your local hapa (at least in my case, based on my observations), they all mostly like 5'9 to 5'11 and do fine with women, hapas aren't really incels or horrifically ugly, maybe unless their dad was a 5'6 balding white guy + a 5'2 chopped seamonkey.
I can't tell you how many times I've been told on here that my son's gonna end up going ER or transitioning to a female because he won't be able to get laid.
 
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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always bring a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
JBW
 
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Ain't that your kid bro? Why you calling your kid a gook.
 
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I can't tell you how many times I've been told on here that my son's gonna end up going ER or transitioning to a female because he won't be able to get laid.
I don't know, I'm Quapa, and I've blown up on tiktok twice for my looks, and I have like 4,000 female followers, I've been with 10+ girls, and I'm only 18, whilst everyone else on .org tells me I'm an incel for being mixed.

Your kid has holy fucking monolids, but they are big and wide, cute monolids, and not like super small ones, and he seems to have good bones + not suffering from brachycephaly and or bruxism like most asian's. I think he will do fine with girls when he's older, unless he grows to like 5'7 or something.
 
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Lil niga looks like me as a baby but bronze with monolids get that lil niga on protein and football so he grows bones ❤️❤️❤️
He's about just as tall as me when I was 6 and he just turned 4 not even a month ago. He's very tall for his age. I'm exactly 6'0" barefoot and stopped growing sometime between 19-20. Went in the Air Force at 5'11" at 19 and came out the next year a little over an inch taller.
 
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sometime between 19-20.
Yeah it seems like white people grow the longest then the growth period seems shorter almost linearly to how ethnic someone is from what I notice

Bro experiment with human growth hormone on your kid :hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
 
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"Just be Lefty"

She would never have married a foreigner if it wasn't me. I've always liked gook women that don't like foreigners.
 
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I don't know, I'm Quapa, and I've blown up on tiktok twice for my looks, and I have like 4,000 female followers, I've been with 10+ girls, and I'm only 18, whilst everyone else on .org tells me I'm an incel for being mixed.

Your kid has holy fucking monolids, but they are big and wide, cute monolids, and not like super small ones, and he seems to have good bones + not suffering from brachycephaly and or bruxism like most asian's. I think he will do fine with girls when he's older, unless he grows to like 5'7 or something.
Hell be fine. Lol, I don't know what monolids are. Like the Asian flap that causes them to look slanted (protects from snow blindness actually)?

Nah, we're both very happy he looks more Asian than white. People can say what they want but I've always admired slanted eyes. I think when a hapa child looks more Asian than white they have a much higher chance of growing up to look attractive. It's when they look more white than Asian that it becomes a big roll of the dice. They can end up looking very handsome, but more often than not they end up looking uncanny and weird.
 
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Yeah it seems like white people grow the longest then the growth period seems shorter almost linearly to how ethnic someone is from what I notice

Bro experiment with human growth hormone on your kid :hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
I'm not doing that shit.
 
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Hopefully your kid won’t end up like @Looks over NT
What happened to him? Did he win a million dollars and have it stolen from him by his mom or something?
 
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Just an old pedo who posts about young girls, been lurking here for 6 years and is still a virgin with no life outside this forum. Every now and then he whines about being a 5’3 manlet while attacking people like @JohnDoe
Oh no, my kid's gonna have quite the upbringing. He already has so far. We're moving to Kazan here in a few months. Immigrating this time around and not just expatriating. He'll grow up in a place where people who look like him and people who look like me have lived together for the last thousand years or maybe even more. He'll also be spending a month or two with relatives in China every summer starting in a few years. And he'll get a couple months' long trips back to the US to stay with my parents beginning in his teens. They're pretty loaded, and they love my son even though they won't have anything to do with me. By that time they'll have their dream house down south somewhere. They'll take him hunting, shooting, and extravagantly traveling around the country.

He'll be a NATIVE speaker of 3 major world languages and if everything stays the same by the time we're able to acquire Russian citizenship he'll have two passports. We're really gonna make sure he knows how to read and write Chinese too, and not just speak it like so many of all the other 2nd generation diaspora throughout the non Asian world. He will always be able to come back to the US and life mog all of his contemporaries who grew up in this soft developed nation which has too much convenience and not enough practical common sense. Start an enterprise or something. He will grow up knowing three different worlds as well, having a classical education in each of them regarding language, history, geography, government and literature.

We'll also take him to see ballets and get him used to being around cultured people/society. That's why I love Russia. It can be a hard gritty country with "mad" gritty people but they're sooooo cultured and literate at the same time. He'll get to follow whatever extracurricular activities he wants but around high school age he'll be required to do two years of wrestling or sambo aling with two years of kick boxing. There's no dispute on that. I will yank him from the boxing if he gets concussed but he's absolutely gonna be trained to fight.

Last but not least I have one wish of him after he graduates highschool school and becomes a man. He will have my blessing in anything he wants to do in life if he gives me five more months of his time. I want him to come back to the US for 3 months to work together with me in a land based Alaskan fish processing facility. 3 months of hard labor living in a sketchy dorm with sketchy individuals from all over the world working up to 16 hour shifts back to back with as little as 3 hours rest between them. It's long, hard, and can be very very boring at times but going through these types of ordeals makes you come out different in a very good way. Some people spend their entire lives meditating 30 minutes a day to maintain the clarity and simple understandings that you get from going through sonething like this once as a young man. My father beat me into it, which I'm very grateful for. Fucked me up bad and sent me packing to do pipeline construction with his brother out in Wyoming come first fall after graduating high school. That uncle's now incarcerated in Minnesota. He ended up stranging a woman to death near a job site out that way a couple years later, lol. After that uncle fucked up the job for us I returned home and my dad ended up beating the shit out of me again when it became apparent I just wanted to NEET, and was just pretending to look for work. So I ended up in the Air Force. After getting kicked out of the Air Force at 20 years old I returned to my parent's house one more time but left of my own accord never to return shortly after.

I'm so glad my father never let me continue to sit around the house smoking weed and playing video games after highschool. Truly I'm grateful. It will be a very different hand to that deals with my son though. He'll have 3 months of dorm life and hard labor with dad, working the land processors in AK. Then his mother will join us for 2 months to pick cherries or strawberries, or whatever, in Washington State with a bunch of Mexicans/Hondurans. And getting used to Speaking and understanding Spanish is going to be part of his curriculum during his homeschool years. I'm thinking he and I will study it together. While he'll never be a native speaker of Spanish there's just absolutely no reason he shouldn't be able to reach fluency in his own in a natural way while growing up in my household.

Anyways, if he gives me these 5 months he has all my blessings and will be free of any burdens from us in life from that pointon. The memories and well roundedness he will glean from it will be a treasure that lasts him for life.

@Gargantuan, aren't you from Russia? Is what I'm saying correct? The Asiatic peoples in places like Kazan don't really think of themselves as Asians in the same sense that East or South East Asians do, even though they're racially the same?
 
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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always bring a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
Tuff in Beijing
 
Tuff in Beijing
And when it comes to little kids Chinese are way tougher than their Western counterparts. They fight all day long without a lick of adult intervention.
 
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Here I'm am shopping with these two gooks. They got me so fucked up.

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Gooks like to go shopping in places that stink. They're extremely attracted to places that smell of fish and strange dry goods. Whenever shopping with your gooks make sure to take them to these sorts of places every once in a while or you'll find they're apt to get a little bit irritable.

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They'll usually waste more time than necessary in these sorts of places, they remind them of home, so always bring a fair amount of patience with you. Whenever you start to here too much bitching out of them "Ching chang chong, ching chang chong, ching chang chong!", you better just get them over to a gook market.

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Here's our haul. I got so much oriental shit in my house it's not even funny.

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@Gengar
@Chinacurry
@Hernan
@Rothschild
@hunnidrounds
cute kid ☺️
 
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